Silver Tongue

cumdealer:

glitterweave:

theyarenotaboy:

Put this in the MOMA

The original zoobe

this is true art

jwblogofrandomness:
“ muppetmayhem:
“ muppetmindset:
“ …oh my god…. its like looking into a mirror of my soul
15 Muppets make up this hodgepodge of Henson
”
Dear god why WHY MY EYES!! MY EYES!
”
Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak Muppets...

jwblogofrandomness:

muppetmayhem:

muppetmindset:

…oh my god…. its like looking into a mirror of my soul

15 Muppets make up this hodgepodge of Henson

Dear god why WHY MY EYES!! MY EYES!

Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak Muppets stronger!

So this is what homeworld thinks of fusions!?

Hm... Necromancer.

scraps-is-busy:

Eeeeeeh, no? I see the reasoning, but I’m not a horror fan, and necromancy is kinda horror themed. 

Actually, now that I think about it… Necromancy is taking the role of the minion master who uses horror against this enemies. Sign me up. 

Warden would be the necromancer

ambris-art:

notational:

micdotcom:

Watch: Bernie Sanders delivered a stirring speech at religious school Liberty University about reaching across the ideological aisle.

This is the single classiest, most inspiring move I’ve seen in American politics over the course of my lifetime.

Indeed.

Bernie has the potential to be one of the best presidents ever.

takashi0:

punchingsatanlikeaboss:

dontneedfeminism:

zerotide:

w0lpert1nger:

planetcartoon:

uselesslesbian-vampire:

w0lpert1nger:

jsgomex:

w0lpert1nger:

‘There are no women in video games!’

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‘Women in video games are always sexualized!’

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‘If their main outfit isn’t sexualized, their alternate costumes are!’

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‘Women in sports games never wear appropriate clothes! They just wear sexy outfits!’

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‘Women are always damsels in distress and never know how to fight!’

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‘Women in games are never allowed to be feminine!’

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‘Women can never be main characters in games!’

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‘And if they are, the ratings are never good!’

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‘Women in games can only be masculine, they can’t use feminine attributes to their advantage!’

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‘Women are never valuable party members!’

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‘Women in video games are only interested in male partners or friends!’

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‘Women in video games always dress as men, but men in video games never dress as women!’

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‘No one ever likes a woman in a video game!’

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‘Women in video games -’

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Princess Peach has got you covered.

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Name 20 female characters that are like this.

Sure, I can name some that fit either all or most of these.
1. Princess Peach
2. Princess Rosalina
3. Princess Daisy
4. Princess Zelda
5. Goombella
6. Vivian
7. Flurrie (although whether or not she’s sexualized can be debated a bit)
8. Toadette
9. Tiny Kong
10. Samus
11. Lucina
12. Ilia
13. Animal Crossing Villager (can be male or female depending on the choice of the player)
14. Wendy O Koopa
15. Palutena
16. Mona
17. Captain Syrup
18. Midna
19. Birdo
20. Lady Bow

Tyrannosaurus rek’d

Except those all appear to be nintendo companys. Nintendo is a family amd childrens game company, of course they wont sexualize females. Plus nintendo is like the nicest company ever.

Fair enough.

  • Yuna (Final Fantasy X)
  • Cassandra (Dragon Age: Inquisition)
  • Ellie (Last of Us)
  • Aveline de Grandpre (Assassin’s Creed Liberation)
  • Clementine (The Walking Dead)
  • Alyx Vance (Half-Life 2)
  • Jaina Proudmoore (World of Warcraft)
  • Celes Chere (Final Fantasy VI)
  • Amanda Ripley (Alien Isolation)
  • Commander Shepard - Female Version (Mass Effect)
  • Chell (Portal)
  • Faith (Mirror’s Edge)
  • Kate Archer (No One Lives Forever)
  • Haruka (Yakuza series)
  • Samantha (Gone Home)
  • Gaige (Borderlands series)
  • Mad Moxxie (Borderlands series)
  • Tiny Tina (Borderlands series)
  • Lilith (Borderlands series)
  • Elly Van Houten (Xenogears)
  • Kidd (Chrono Cross)
  • Elena Fisher (Uncharted)
  • Cortana (Halo series)
  • Marle (Chrono Trigger)
  • Lucca (Chrono Trigger)
  • Angela of Altena (Seiken Densetsu 3)
  • The Boss (Metal Gear Solid 3)
  • Kreia (Knights of the Old Republic 2)
  • Bayonetta (Bayonetta series)
  • Lara Croft (Tomb Raider series)

Deus Ex: Human Rektolution

World of Rektcraft: Reking Crusade

heather mason - silent hill 3

Claire - Claire

Friendly reminder

rainbowmod:

a-random-mod:

Okay staff what the fuck did you do? This is what it looks like on mobile.

You haven’t updated

No it’s all one post. It looks like it’s trying to half be updated and half not be updated. It also has the same thing said in the same post twice.

a-random-mod:

fuck the staff.  new-xkit-extension is already working on a solution.

Also new-xkit-extension has a short term janky solution