Silver Tongue
rosalarian:
“ Why I never know if a girl is sexually attracted to me.
”

rosalarian:

Why I never know if a girl is sexually attracted to me.

star-glow:
“  GET READY FOR DIMENSION TRIO
”

star-glow:

GET READY FOR DIMENSION TRIO

Or Bioshock infinite, where the whole game is a escort mission but you never have to worry about Elizabeth. Good escort missions exist, but when you get to the bad ones, it can be unpleasant

scraps-is-busy:

Bioshock Infinite is the WORST kind of escort. I mean think about it. The character being escorted keep dying. Doesn’t know how to defend themselves. Constantly runs out of ammo, and needs to be micromanaged to hell and back. 

Booker really needs to step his game up and stop slowing Elizabeth down. 

Are there any mission types in games that you don't enjoy? Like say escort missions or vehicle missions?

scraps-is-busy:

Honestly, I’m easily pleased, so there aren’t many game types I dislike. 

But yes, Escort missions are a bane. Often because they’re really gimmicky, and the AI is bare bones. 

That’s not to say I haven’t played good escort missions. I really like Enslaved: Odyssey to the West, and that entire game is an escort mission. But it’s done well. 

Bioshock infinite

mudflaparts:

Runes: G A R N E T
Type: Fusion Witch
Nature: Devotion

The Fusion Witch. Her nature is devotion. The amalgamation of two kindred spirits that pledged to never be without the other, the desire to be forever unified is her only driving force. Her barrier intends to trap and consume all those who would threaten to tear her halves apart. 

From my Puella Crystal Magi au 

Ruby and Sapphire had similar wishes when they became puella magi; both were victims of extreme isolation, longing to never be alone again. After making the contract, the two puella magi found eachother and had been living and fighting together ever since. The very thought of being in a world without the other is more than enough to send them over the brink of despair.

AND JOIN US NEXT TIME ON, “WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TABLET PEN I JUST HAD IT 2 MINUTES AGO???????”

theartofl:

by twitter.com/SBFP_Facts

Well in all fairness he did manage to beat the SAX

The Wine Mom Game

monkeygrrlee:

spookyoeve:

tricksterpuyon:

Allow me to explain the rules of the Wine Mom game, a game my friends and I have started playing together at sleepovers and junk

Basically, we all pick generic suburban white mom names (Linda, Helen…) and then have a glass of a drink, wine glass optional, and actual wine optional (we’re all too young to drink but….) and go around in a circle of the group, where one mom makes a statement to the one next to them, that mom makes a reply without laughing  and then makes a statement to the next mom and the game goes forward from that.

If you laugh then any moms affected will take a sip from their drink. Once a mom runs out of drink, they are out of the game.

You can say anything as absurd as possible as long as you are in character. For example…

Mom 1: Marsha, my husband has been collecting a bunch of… action figures.

Mom 2: Well, I’m sure he enjoys those big anime titties.

Send me your stories if you play this game. Or tag it as #winemomchallenge

monkeygrrlee

Oh my god Drama club dude

finally got around to ordering a new power cord for my keyboard piano