I guess | sure | yes I don’t have things to penetrate but I wish I did.

cylcops:

You better lawyer up asshole, because I’m not coming back for 30%, I’m coming back for e v e r y t h i n g

God damn Jesse Eisenberg Facebook movie bullshit

thebestoftumbling:

Adam Savage from Mythbusters has made “The Duck Bomb”

His face is so adorable

mint-and-love:

morseapple:

skyecandi:

skyecandi:

deer fursonas all look the same tbh

thatoneodddeer is the only Pure Deer

no but seriously

• all have tan/brightly coloured fur (there is no in between)
  
• all have antlers regardless of gender (girls w/ antlers usually trans ocs)
• same androgynous/slender body type
• all quiet/shy personality
• deer pun somewhere in your blog

and then theres me just moosing about

i have a million and one deer oc’s and none fall under tan or brightly colored fur?

Excuse u op, I am offend. I have two major deer ocs. Topaz and queen silver. while yes one is pastel red and the other is a pastel brown, they will have you executed if they feel like it. The male one has antlers but deer queen doesn’t. Topaz is sort of bulky while silver is feminine. Also, the only one who makes deer puns are their enemies.

sure I will destroy your face

sure | yes | FUCK yes You had me at food

oh god you don’t even know Also, this is either sweet-poni or hoofprint-is-spooky

wikdsushi:

pleatedjeans:

via

There’s also that thing about not learning your parents are selfish assholes by going to school with a slight fever and killing your teacher, whose immune system is suppressed because she wants to wear a short-sleeved shirt without looking like a leper courtesy of psoriasis.

dapper-deoxys:

dont worry his top hat and bowtie are still gonna stay lmao

But what about his mustache?

yen-sama:

HIS DAD IS A DITTO

I AM NOT OKAY

*SOBS*

THE END IS NOT OKAY