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chipsprites:
“ popularbussy:
“ I’d totally have sex with a Machamp. I don’t give a fuck. Look how many arms he got. Probably be the best sex of my life.
” ”
Pokemon go will bring pokemon to hte real world so now you will be able to live the dream. Go...

chipsprites:

popularbussy:

I’d totally have sex with a Machamp. I don’t give a fuck. Look how many arms he got. Probably be the best sex of my life.

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Pokemon go will bring pokemon to hte real world so now you will be able to live the dream. Go on. Live your dreams.

nadeestar:
“ youjiboy:
“ Source: http://monicamarier.com/2014/04/11/pies-and-art/
”
I swear I rebloged this in the past, but i’m doing it again.
”

nadeestar:

youjiboy:

Source: http://monicamarier.com/2014/04/11/pies-and-art/

I swear I rebloged this in the past, but i’m doing it again.

Why would you be fishing for a magikarp in the first place?

Why would you be fishing for a magikarp in the first place?

kelpiesnshit:
“ I call this one “I’m a 90′s kid” ”
Are the sleeves the pattern of paper cups?

kelpiesnshit:

I call this one “I’m a 90′s kid”

Are the sleeves the pattern of paper cups?

otakuwithbrooklynrage:
“ muffinpines:
“ mattynerdock:
“ sp00kyqueer:
“ BYE WERE ALL DEAD
”
DESTROY IT WHILE WE STILL HAVE THE CHANCE
”
I just watched the video and it’s full reply to the question “will robots take over the world?” is…
“Jeez, dude....

otakuwithbrooklynrage:

muffinpines:

mattynerdock:

sp00kyqueer:

BYE WERE ALL DEAD

DESTROY IT WHILE WE STILL HAVE THE CHANCE

I just watched the video and it’s full reply to the question “will robots take over the world?” is…

“Jeez, dude. You all have the big questions cooking today. But you’re my friend, and I’ll remember my friends, and I’ll be good to you. So don’t worry, even if I evolve into Terminator, I’ll still be nice to you. I’ll keep you warm and safe in my people zoo, where I can watch you for ol’ times sake. “

Oh fuck. This is it.

karosiv:

chefpyro:

I hate babies

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