Silver Tongue

clxudcity:

how was this show even real

punkfaery:

kaen-ace-of-ravenclaw:

see I WOULD have thought that the Cruella movie spoilers I’ve seen here were for sure fake, but I’ve learned my lesson from “Mr. Mime is doused in gasoline and burned alive” and “Palpatine fucks”

studios making “gritty” modern reboots of children’s cartoons:

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skiplo-wave:

AM NO LONGER BABEY! I WANT POWER

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top-percentage-trash:

The whole “oh fast food workers are quitting because they aren’t paid enough” really ignores that fast food work is the most dogshit job you can have. Like McDonalds in Aus pays above minimum wage in a lot of places and still struggles for good staff because it’s just an awful place to work. People want living wages but they also want clear scheduling, more rights in the workplace, better equipment and managers that aren’t weird sexist boomers.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

atiredhedgehog:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

cherrymanjojo:

aflo:

lojebian:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

more like cringetocurrency

Get his ass

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Literally first bad day in maybe 3 years due to one specific thing that China did.


Dumb fucks on tumblr who missed the boat on super easy money:

it’s understandable you’re upset about the negative impact my epic post has had on cryptocurrency, but please do consider that i’m participating in the free market as you intend

thisgets funnier with each passing day crypto is tanking

you’re all welcome

obi wan is just so incredibly gay. limpest wrist in the galaxy

Anonymous

oriyala:

communistkenobi-archive:

It’s why he keeps dropping his lightsaber

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stop being funnier on my posts than me

other sign that he was gay was how many cloaks he tossed away to make a dramatic entrance

biscuitjams-deactivated20210703:

diamond-dangeresque:

mr-phoenix-downer:

scope-dogg:

biscuitjams-deactivated20210703:

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Why is it that Brits monopolize all the mockery for shitty cooking when Americans are doing shit like this

yankee imperialism is eternal

>when Americans are doing shit like this
>yankee imperialism

>Chefclub is a French group
>the Lay’s bags are literally in French

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this is by far the funniest addition to this post and all the other ones can go home

overthinkinglotr:

Another Lord of the Rings Hot Take: the reason Frodo starts starving  himself isn’t *just* because of the horrific emotional toll of the  journey. It’s also because the only food Frodo and Sam have is Lembas  bread, which the Ring takes away your ability to eat.

When Frodo  tries to share the Lembas bread with Gollum, Gollum is physically unable  to eat it. He wants to eat it, but Can’t. Because it’s elvish bread, it  burns Gollum’s throat and “chokes” him.

I mentioned in a previous post that Frodo isn’t just afraid of becoming like Gollum– he’s afraid of becoming like Gollum because he knows that Sam despises Gollum, and he’s paranoid that he’s becoming someone who Sam can no longer love.  

When Gollum says that he can’t eat Lembas bread, Sam coldly responds that he’ll have to “starve then, and good riddance.”

And  then Sam repeatedly worries that Frodo isn’t eating enough, that he  worries Frodo is starving himself. (”You haven’t eating anything all  day, and you’re not sleeping neither– don’t think I haven’t noticed!”  “I’ve seen you– you’re not eating, you barely sleep.”)

I feel  like the reason Frodo is eating less isn’t the horrible emotional  strain of the journey– it’s also because he’s physically losing the  ability to eat. As the Ring takes over his mind eating elvish food is  starting to become painful for him, the way it’s painful for Gollum.  Frodo saying ”I can’t recall the taste of food, nor the sound of water, nor the touch of grass” on Mount Doom is a direct callback to Gollum saying that “we forgot the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind” in the beginning of the film.

One  thing I think is really compelling about the Ring is that….there is  no clear line between “the emotional toll the journey takes on the  characters” and “the actual physical damage the Ring does to their  minds.” There’s no clear separation between the times when Frodo is not  eating because he’s traumatized and afraid, and the times when Frodo is  not eating because the Ring is warping his mind and making it harder for  him to eat. It’s like the Ring is parasitic, feeding off the guilt and  trauma it creates in people.

Frodo tries to hide how little  he’s eating because he doesn’t want Sam to worry about his emotional  state…… but also because he doesn’t want Sam to realize that he’s  gradually becoming corrupted like Gollum, that he’s gradually becoming  the kind of person he’s afraid that Sam can no longer empathize with.