Sudden realization!  In adult timeline where wind waker takes place link never traveled to Termina so what if the displacement of thhe moon in the adult timeline cause tthe massive tidal wave that flooded hyrule?

Shampoo and conditioner make surprisingly good lube and leave a pleasant tingle afterwards.

donotfuckingfollowme:

i’m not saying my followers who followed me agreed to be in a cult, but i am saying we worship the dark lord satan.

smoke meth, hail satan

lizzymodblog:

perchu:

tygres:

the first word that comes to your mind can tell you a lot about where you are in life

locust

list?

Lust

I should draw porn

advice-animal:

Gravity
http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

I would have given him the traffic ticket and a ticket for crimes against music.

Remember kids, body wash is not a lube substitute. 

I have been a pizza delivery man for a month now and  still nobody has offered to pay for the pizza in sex. I’m starting to think that the pornos lied to me.

Look who I delivered a pizza to.