Silver Tongue

liquidxlead:

marvelcolm:

lymepretz:

marvelcolm:

i just left my job. i couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me.

what did he say

“you’re fired”

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digg:

It’spronounced Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

bruisebrat:

hey so if ur bored or have identity issues or both theres a site where u can take a quiz that doesnt take too long and it goes thru 4,500 characters and matches u up to the ones most like u

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sounds about right

squeaksqueakin:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

disney + emotions

I really appreciate the palette consistency through these.

american school funding

rosexknight:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

memeufacturing:

mothmansuckedmydickbehinda711:

memeufacturing:

sciences: $200
arts: $150
languages: $800
football team: $3,600
sociology: $150

someone who is good at the economy please hhelp me budget this.. my students are failing

spend less on football team

no

this is the most inaccurate thing ive ever seen you gave a whole $150 to the arts dont u know the arts budget maxes out at 6 crumpled ones and a PB&J

Okay but real talk? It’s worse than that. It’s not just the budgets that are biased to the football team. I’ve had teachers that would PURPOSEFULLY fudge numbers so that the football players in their classes passed. Why? Because if your grades suffer you can’t be on the team. Same goes for chorus, band, drama, art club, literature clubs, etc. Oh but those of us in extracurricular clubs that WEREN’T football or some sports team? We were shit outta luck.

My algebra teacher was a volleyball coach and would constantly fail everyone except the people on her vollyball team.

raultherabbit:

bee-blader:

chrismas95:

Run the intro again!

THIS INTRO KILLED ME

This is one of many great moments with these two.

canon

sinpost:

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STANFORD: Check it out.

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STANFORD: I put a spatially tessellated void inside a modified temporal field until a planet developed intelligent life. I then introduced that life to the wonders of electricity, which they now generate on a global scale. And, you know, some of it goes to power my engine and charge my phone and stuff.

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DIPPER: You have a whole planet sitting around making your power for you? That’s slavery.

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STANFORD: It’s society. They work for each other, Dipper. They pay each other. They buy houses. They get married and make children that replace them when they get too old to make power.

DIPPER: That just sounds like slavery with extra steps.

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STANFORD: Ooh-la-la, someone’s gonna get laid in college.

dapper-deoxys:

yknow if FT had a normal name it’d be Matthew

Why not patrick?
Or Matthew Patricks?

Nikki Minaj: "What compelled you to climb up on the stage while I am preforming?"
Me: "There is a jiggly puff right behind you!"
Nikki Minaj: "Holy shit are you serious?"
*Nikki Minaj starts doing the pokemon rap*