Silver Tongue

Peaches no, atleast two of those girls are trash.
Ladies featured:
thesweetadventuresofstrawberry
an OC Berry traded to me
a-random-mod elephant OC

Peaches no, atleast two of those girls are trash.

Hey, the unicorn isn’t that fat. She should still be counted as one, not two.

Me: Mom I'm going to Donald Trump's speech
Mom: What why? I thought you're playing that new Pokemon Go?
Me: I need Trubbish.

pkmntrainerfixc:

my fav meme so far is “people breaking into random places for pokemon in pokemon go”

*Breaks into hell to catch Giratina*

*Breaks into area 51 to catch mew*

A plane is falling from the sky

allanime01:

The stewardess frantically runs to the cockpit
“WHY AREN’T YOU FLYING THE PLANE!?”
The pilot turns around, phone in hand, Pokemon Go open
“I NEED THAT LATIOS!”

marcys-mareep:

i love how all the pokemon go ads feature and target people in their late teens to early 20s because they know that we are still playing a children’s video game

rosexknight:

no-ordinary-swordsman:
soulmate au: u meet ur soulmate at time square trying to beat the shit out of mewtwo from pokemon go
I…I need this tho.

Mountain supplies salesman: so what made you wanna climb mt Everest?

Me: I need to catch a regice

temarin:

^{All was well.}