I did a thing
blame peter
I’ve been waiting my whole life for this post to happen.
Why aren’t we talking about the fact that Discord was singing freaking Winter Wrap Up in the shower?
Like we haven’t all done that at least once.
… So goddamn catchy.
Oh golly I wish I was popular
Never wish that on your self ever!
you might think that is mean But really think of the person who invented time? I am sure it was a slow basic process and concepts… put someone had too…
Um, you seem to be the only one who doesn’t respect you.
The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. It is only the truth-seeker who wonders: 'Why is the glass there? Why is there water all over the floor? Why is it covering every other surface of the house? Who - or what - is doing this to us?'
Why does the drink smell like piss?
http://scificity.tumblr.com
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY ~ 24 HOURS REMAIN
Oh boy, I wish I could have made these jokes the last 3 days
ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE
BUT NEITHER DOES HER SISTER WITH THE YELLOW TAIL AND GREEN BRA, JESUS
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ABOUT THE LITTLE MERMAID?
I DON’T KNOW BUT IT SEEMED NECESSARY?
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE DIFFERENT HAIR COLOR? I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS GENETICALLY POSSIBLE WITH JUST TWO PARENTS! SOMEONE WITH SCIENCE FIGURE THIS OUT!
ARE THEY ACTUALLY SISTERS? BECAUSE, HAIR COLOR ASIDE THE GENETICS BEHIND DIFFERENT TAIL COLORS (BEING SO DISTINCT) WOULD BE EVEN MORE IMPROBABLE
I MEAN, WE NEVER SEE A MOTHER! THERE COULD BE MULTIPLE WOMEN INVOLVED IN TRITON’S LOVE LIFE!
PERHAPS THEY’RE HALF-SISTERS? OR MAYBE THEY DYED THEIR HAIR? COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT THEY DYED THEIR TAILS AS WELL?
I’M PRETTY SURE ALL OF THOSE HAIR COLORS COULD COME FROM TWO PARENTS. LIKE, IF TRITON HAS BRUNETTE AND REDHEAD ALLELES AND THE MOM HAS BLONDE AND REDHEAD ALLELES THIS IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE. AND IF WE ASSUME THAT TAIL COLOR IS CONTROLLED SEPARATELY FROM HAIR COLOR I FAIL TO SEE AN ISSUE. MERMAIDS COULD HAVE.. THEY COULD EVEN BE CODOMINANT. SO THEY’RE ALL EITHER RED DOMINANT OR BLUE DOMINANT. DIFFERENT COMBINATIONS OF EITHER RED OR BLUE ALLELES COULD ACCOUNT FOR ALL OF THEM. THERE.
Only on tumblr will you see a discussion about the science behind physical traits of characters in a Disney movie
YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCREAMING GET WITH THE PROGRAM
EVERY ONE MEET QUEEN ATHENA. KING TRITON’S DECEASED WIFE
YEP. THEY MADE A MOVIE OUT OF HER. DISNEY SEQUELS, AM I RIGHT?
TRIDENT IS BASED OF POSEIDON WHO IS IMMORTAL ENEMIES WITH ATHENA SO THE FACT THAT DISNEY SHIPPED THEM IS WORSE THAN WHAT THEY DID TO HERCULES.
fancy pants and pinkiepie? The fuck?
SOARIN PINKIE? WTF
APRIL MOTHER FUCKING THIRTIETH EAT IT
derpy and doctor whooves
King Sombra and AppleJack……………………………………
Бик Мак и Клаудчезер? .-.
King Sombra and Nurse Redheart? Okaaay~
Shining Armor and Queen Crysalis ok
King Sombra and Zecora:/Braeburn and cloudchaser??..
There’s only one time I’ve heard of Braeburn/Applejack…
Donut joe and Berry punch. I’m okay with this.
