Silver Tongue
officialkeikoandgilly:
“ lemundy18:
“ ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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Introducing the Hoover Wind-tunnel! Miroku certified.
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officialkeikoandgilly:

lemundy18:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Introducing the Hoover Wind-tunnel! Miroku certified.

The ultimate problem with work and school at the same time.
Me: Hey I'm telling you like a month in advance school starts this day so I'm gonna need off these two days a week starting this day.
Work: Okay cool. But we're still gonna schedule you those days, just after your classes.
Me: But that's my time to get classwork done. Am I at least gonna get another day off?
Work: Sometimes. But not yet. We're down a person so we're actually going to work you some all-day shifts.
Me: But...
School: Hey don't forget about these assignments that are pretty large and due rather soon.
Me: Alright but I have to stay up super late to finish them and they're not gonna be as good.
School: That's fine hope you're happy with C's and B's.
Work: Hey how come you've been so tired lately and late? Not cool man.
Me: REMEMBER THAT SCHOOL THING I TOLD YOU ABOUT LITERAL MONTHS BEFORE IT STARTED, GIVING YOU TOTALLY AMPLE TIME TO PLAN AROUND IT???
Work: But we're down a person...
Me: WE HAVE HAD THREE JOB FAIRS JUST THIS YEAR WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU HIRED SOMEONE YET?!
Work: We're working on it.
Me: Yeah well I'm gonna work on trying to sleep as much as I can so kindly get off my back.
School: Hey don't forget abou--
Me: BOTH OF YOU!!
Fuck you microsoft
If someone wants to keep using windows 7, let them.

Fuck you microsoft

If someone wants to keep using windows 7, let them.

BREAKING NEWS

ethicalanimefordecenthumanbeings:

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BOWSER JR’s MOTHER CONFIRMED AS MIYAMOTO BY MIYAMOTO HIMSELF

CONFIRMED ~41 SECONDS INTO THE VIDEO

MIYAMOTO FUCKED BOWSER

Well if bowser is a dragon turtle, it means his kind lays eggs rather than gives live birth. It’s possible bowser Jr is a hybrid clone of the DNA of miyamoto and Boswer. In other news, Mpreg porn of nintendo characters have skyrocketed in numbers.

ramblingferret:
“ squidbles:
“ girlinluvanime:
“ 2oclockpunkrock:
“ Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
YES.
”
I hope he wins lol
”
Here’s the link to the full article because holy shit you guys gotta read this.
”
For once I support the copyright...

ramblingferret:

squidbles:

girlinluvanime:

2oclockpunkrock:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

YES. 

I hope he wins lol

Here’s the link to the full article because holy shit you guys gotta read this.

For once I support the copyright holder.

jwblogofrandomness:
“ lennythereviewer:
“ thatchickwiththegifs:
“ “ “So then, should we never be offended by anything? No. There are people and jokes that are trying to spread more hate and despair rather than joy and change and we should call them...

jwblogofrandomness:

lennythereviewer:

thatchickwiththegifs:

“So then, should we never be offended by anything? No. There are people and jokes that are trying to spread more hate and despair rather than joy and change and we should call them out on it. But does that mean we should list the things we can talk about and the things we can’t talk about? Of course not. That’d be against free speech and limiting our growth. So then how do we know who to get offended by and who not to get offended by? Well, sadly, the answer is not in any book and it’s not online. You just have to use common sense. Does your gut say that deep down, they’re really prejudice or sexist or whatever? Will we always be right? Probably not. There’s certainly people we trusted before that have let us down and there’s even good comedians that have crossed the line because comedy is a tricky tight rope. But it’s a tight rope that needs to be walked and we need to slip up sometimes. Every comedian does. It shows how far we could go and how far we probably shouldn’t go. But if the alternative is fear and judge everything, then comedy will be dead very quickly. So, still push the envelope of what’s not accepted and still fight for what’s worth fighting for. Just be sure that you’re communicating it with the right intention.”

Nostalgia Critic: When Does a Joke Go Too Far?

Even if you’re not a fan of Critic, you should watch this one

All of Tumblr should watch this video.

orlandofox:
“ Swiper McCloud
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orlandofox:

Swiper McCloud

You should dramas DO Belle

rosexknight:

Lol you mean draw? Idk my skills probably aren’t honed enough to do her justice yet…

Whoops autocorrect. Yes, draw dark one belle.

guy:

When someone speaks of you negatively, be flattered. To be in someone’s mind is to have power over them. Revel in the fact that they subconsciously reserve thoughts and energy for you.

kelpiesnshit:

I know loosing your teeth in dreams means insecurity but what does getting ready to have them forcefully removed until you die from shock mean

I thought teeth loss meant death