just-shower-thoughts:

If I ever commit a violent crime, first I will dumpster dive behind SuperCuts and collect the hair they threw away. Then, after the crime, I will cover everything in the room with the hair clippings. The Jury will have no choice but to acquit me and the 794 other forensically identified suspects.

deviantartwhy:

I AM THE LORD OF THE RINGS.

jwblogofrandomness:

welcome2summonersrift:

Kiss kiss fall in love

This seems like something out of a Fairly OddParents episode.

It’s exactly out of a fairly odd parents episode and the vase was insured for a lot more

kelpiesnshit:

Yknow I would 100% like sell nudes and pics of my feet and dirty panties if it was all done digitally

You can probably make a separate partreon and people see how much they donate. Like, the cheapest option would let them see feet and suggestive things whereas the more expensive supporters get full on nudes.

dracini:

Tis I
The noodlyest dragon

Best noodle

ruthlessamor:

ayellowbirds:

punishandenslavesuckers:

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. 

Here it is:

No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.

No one.

sweet-poni-deactivated20151104:

I HUMPED MY PILLOW

<3

sweet-poni-deactivated20151104:

well

no

i mean

Silver/Diane send me a hypnosis thing

and …

…I don’t normally believe in hypnosis

but

ohmygod

ohmygod indeed

earthdad:

heck ya Bernie tell it like it is

dapper-deoxys:

Okay, I get it, not all of us like him but we shouldn’t wish death upon him just because you prefer Mickey Mouse or Goofy. Some of you even hate him just bc he’s a duck, give him a chance come on.

I don’t see why people hate donald. He’s angry, annoyed and skeptical about everything. He’s the most relatable character disney ever had.