If you choose to accept it. Give Donald Trump the Bennigans Cummerbund and Icky Azaghâl treatment and come up with increasingly ridiculous plays on his name. And (this is critical), NEVER USE HIS REAL NAME AGAIN. Can you imagine the Twitter meltdown if he found out that everyone had taken to calling him ridiculous names? It would be glorious.
Dumbold Tramp.
Dernald Frump
Dingdong Trashbag
donger trumpet
motherfucker
dildo testicle
Doornail Turnip
dangledong tripod
Plugged his name into an anagram generator. Here are some highlights.
I’ve heard the theory that Kirk’s logs just get circulated round headquarters for lulz before being dumped in the circular file as obvious fabrications by someone bored with a frontier posting.
“Hey, have you seen this one? He says he fought Apollo.”
“What, the old earth probe?”
“Try the old earth GOD!”
“Hilarious! Classic Kirk! That’s better than the time when he was transported to an evil dimenison.”
The reason why in The Naked Now it was Riker who remembered that the previous polywater infection had happened is that he’s the sort of person who would read The Hilarious Adventures of Captain Kirk for fun.
I especially like this idea because of the implication that all the other captains in Starfleet are reporting perfectly ordinary experiences like visiting a space station, dropping off supplies at a colony, bit of a stand-off with some Klingons in disputed space but got out of it unscathed - and then there’s Kirk all, “sorry guys we’ve been off course this week because my first officer seriously needed to get laid (LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA MY NECK STILL HURTS)” and “let me tell you about the Chicago Gangster planet” and “WHIPPED AND THROWN IN JAIL BY SPACE NAZIS.”
I actually really like the above explanation
“So wait, they stole his first officer’s brain?”
“What do you MEAN he just stumbled upon earths most notorious war criminal and just…LEFT HIM on a random planet”
“That’s what it says here
And then the rest of it is just ‘KHAAAAAAAAAAAN’ written across two sheets of A4″
“You need to tell Kirk to stop making this nonsense up”
In one of the New Frontier books, it IS actually apparently a subject of debate at 24th century Starfleet command how accurate Kirk’s logs can be considered because of how outlandish they are. Admiral Jellico (yes, THAT Jellico) told Captain Calhoun how he had a hard time believing him when he said a bird hatched out of a planet (just roll with it). Calhoun responded that Kirk witnessed weird crap like this all the time, Jellico responded that it was suspected that much of Kirk’s logs (including the giant space amoeba fight) are a fabrication.
“Hey sir we just got a bunch of reports and logs from Captain James Kirk, what should I do with it?”
“Throw it in the Crank file I’ll read it later when something to laugh at.”
Shatner wrote a series of books where the Borg bring Kirk back to life to fight Picard in the Aftermath of Star Trek Generations.
If you take into account both of these things… That means the borg got a hold of Kirk’s logs, and where the first to actually believe him. This also leads to the funny imagery of several Star Fleet Captains laughing when they find this out.
“The Borg seriously believed that Kirk fought God?” “Oh, next be believing he went back in time and had to kill his girlfriend before she let the Nazi’s win WW2.”
There’s a term for faking an illness it’s called Malingering. Malingering patients usually exaggerate their symptoms, like an armature actor making too big movements to try and fit their role. Also, shadow people are usually seen most in meth addicts, so uh. If someone says they seeing shadow people, you should be concerned.
Ok..that is SUPER not okay.
To use drug addiction as a possible reason for hallucinations?
Fuck that thats a horrible thing to say!
Alright I’m sorry to put this on someone’s dash but what. Because someone is seeing shadows GASP oh they might be doing meth!!!1! Stop. You’re basically calling schizophrenic people possible meth addicts and apparently thats why someone gets their hallucinations. Blaming them on drug addiction. NICE.
As a schizophrenic person, I have seen shadow people a lot and what not but never once have I taken meth.
I agree with the first statement about people faking mental illnesses but the “exaggerating” thing is such bullshit. When I was at the hospital, there was a fellow schizophrenic kid who reacts more than me. He screams and runs or covers his eyes, or ears. He even cowers in the corner, but he has the same thing as me yet I never done anything like that besides cower in the corner, so “exaggeration” is bullshit. That’s like saying you can suspect a person who is depressed that sleeps for long times everyday or doesnt bath nor change is exaggerating rather than another person who is also depressed that doesnt do any of those. Mental Illnesses are different for everyone and effect everyone differently, that boy who was with me in the hospital did not fake or exaggerate simply because he reacts to it more than me so yeah.
“If someone says they are seeing shadow people, you sould be concerned” … that is possibly the worse thing you can ever say. So you’re saying that anyone who sees shadows, it’s safe to assume that they are on meth and drugs? That’s fucking stupid. Fun fact; Mental illnesses develop and the things you get from drugs are side effects that most of the time don’t stay. Unless they take it for a long time but to assume that people who hallucinate and see shadow people, like Schizophreniacs or Sleep paralysis patients
Schizophrenia can be caused by Genetics, Environment or Different brain chemistry and structure. As well as Sleep paralysis patients so assuming that drug use is the main reason for someone to be seeing shadow people is just, well, I dont want to sound like a whiny SJW but, sounds pretty fuckin’ ableist to me.
There are many factors which can determine someones weight other than eating and exercise habits and there are many conditions which can limit how much one can exert themselves without serious damage happening. But above all else, being fat does not mean unhealthy. People can be completely healthy even if they are overweight and honestly, if their weight doesn’t effect their health then there isn’t a reason they should try to change it other than personal ones and that is their own damn business, not anyone elses.
*Points at OC* You get all my feelings of inadequacy and fear of never being good enough as well as obeying my abusers so to not face conflict with them.
*Points to other OC* You get all my fear of abandonment and over romanticizing of certain things in my life.
*Points at another OC* You get all my frustration over showing my emotions and are going to be allowed to say all the mean/truthful things I’ve always wanted to say about others but only say internally to myself.
*Points at another OC* You get all my insecurities about myself and fears about how other perceive me.
*Point at yet another OC* And you get all my cockiness but it’s to mask the fact that deep down I really hate myself.
*sets OCs free* Now go my children, go fuck up your lives.
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