concept: elves are supernaturally good at everything ONLY because they live to be bonkers old and if you were hot and sexy for thousands of years you’d be kickass at archery and treeclimbing and horseback riding too. but like there’s 20 year old elves out there that are just straight dumbasses who can’t do shit.
concept: non-elves can’t tell the 20 year old elves apart from the 2000 year old elves
concept: there’s a 20 year old elf in your tavern and he’s counting on this
They exist in Haiti. Thats how my great great great grandfather died.
Wait hold on someone explain this to me I’m so lost lol
The belief is Haiti is that certain women can live under water and will lived there for years… These women are extremely beautiful and men being men can’t stay away from a good looking women are seduce and then dragged under water and are never to be seen again… My great grandmother was one of these women… One day her mother sent her to go get water from the river and she never came back 10 years later they see her come up the road in all white with beautiful jewelry all around her body sing up a storm.. When her family asked her where she was she told them she was under water… thats the story my grandma always use to tell me growing up
High-resolution map of the Beanbean Kingdom, found exclusively in the official Nintendo Power guide for Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga. Unfortunately, artwork of Mario’s hand is nearly completely covering Oho Oasis on the right side of the map, and no completely unobscured version of it exists. Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Source: Nintendo Power MLSS Guide (US), 2003, ISBN 1930206437
But not for long. With your support, we can capture Mario and chop off his hands so this never happens again
Don’t ever bring this uno deck around me cause if a mfer try swap hands w me and I got uno I’m damn near fading them right there. UNO gon have mfers killing each other now smh
Ironically called “Swap Hands” cause thats exactly what we’re going to do when you give me this damn card. 👊🏽👊🏽
Let me introduce to you a thing called “Uno: The Movie” by achievement hunter, om YouTube right now for free it’s almost 3 hours long and features 5 men losing their sanity due to the “7s and 0s” rule, which is everytime a 7 is placed you choose someone to swap hands with and every time a 0 is placed everyone hands their hand to the next person in the rotation. It’s sanity draining chaos
aaand here’s my submission for an UnderTale zine!! Did it a while back, now I can post the whole thing! Man, working on this brought back some memories, what a piece of art this game.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
