Silver Tongue

sneakyfeets:

Everyone has their own ways they want Gravity Falls to end but I really just want Bill to lose all his powers, get shrunken down to the size of a corn chip, and be placed in the Mystery Shack as an attraction

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You know, instead of making an update to make reading posts more difficult for dyslexic people, staff support should make an update that cracks down on spam virus asks.

kelpiesnshit:

holla holla get satan

You were talking about revenge earlier and you said something really fucked up. You quoted Vegeta with that he'll kill as many people as possible as long as he can kill who I assume is goku. You were saying this quote as if it's a good thing. You always post stuff that's in defense of mentally ill people and oppressed groups and crap and then you say stuff like that. And then, you think that killing innocent people is justified with revenge. I don't get why you say stuff like that. I'm confused.

First off it’s a joke and second off the first part was a reference to super best friends play in which there Metal Gear phantom pain playthrough they talk about how people in real life say revenge is super worth it as opposed to fictional characters were always like no it wasn’t worth it. Lastly the Vegeta quote was from the abridged series and he was talking to Android 18 while they were fighting on a freeway and killed a lot of people in the fight.

punktramp:

depression symptoms that need to be brought to attention, supported and not demonized:

  • not showering/bathing for days or even weeks. (this has nothing to do with laziness - a main symptom of depression is being unable to be motivated)
  • not engaging in any social actvities
  • staying up and sleeping in till late 
  • not being able to eat
  • neglecting self care as a whole 
  • spending entire weeks at home, in the same pajamas, in the same bed
  • disregarding help/support (nothing against you. we’re just really fucking down.)

don’t shame us. we’re having a hard time managing being depressed in general.

Alternate Titles for Cartoon Shows
Steven Universe: Fighting Lesbian Warriors
Fairly OddParents: Everything Could Possibly Go Wrong
Yogi Bear: Bears Steal Stuff
Tiny Toon Adventures: Miniature Animals of the 90's
Danny Phantom: My Parents Want to Kill Me and They Don't Know it
Wander Over Yonder: Talking Hairy Spoon Space Adventures
Jimmy Neutron: Everything Could Possibly Go Wrong 2
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: Rainbows Are a Deadly Force
Pokemon: Where are these Kids' Parents?
The Looney Tunes Show: Not that Looney to be Honest
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy: Let's Go Play with Death
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Hooray for Radiation!
Johnny Test: Everything Went Wrong

fakesuepisodes:

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Steven Falls Over

In an effort to find Ronaldo some quality weird stuff to blog about, Steven finds out about a strange town called Gravity Falls. Steven and the Gems, led by Greg and his brother Wirt, head to Gravity Falls to see if more gems are on Earth. Making a few friends along the way, the Gems uncover a few things that are simply unforgettable.

i have a confession to make

adurot:

gearholder:

conspicuouslad:

brainedbysaucepans:

phoenix-dk:

laurarolla:

outcastchicken:

notaphase-justmylife:

vriskafucker:

webinarfantastic:

pyramidslayer:

amischiefofmice:

tomblrdust:

dogbomberblog:

tocklaneth:

allthesepixeldragons:

talesofasmallwindclan:

redcoyote-fr:

vodkarising:

unkorea:

unpredicablehappenings:

kuhli-fr:

draggron:

my favourite pokemon is not aggron

I too must confess my sins….


My favorite animal….is not the kuhli loach!

*sobs* its owls! *breaks down* my life is a lie!

I’m actually a very predictable person, if you’ve known me for a few years.

I like Koreans. Why my URL is ‘Unkorea’ is a mystery. 

I don’t actually like vodka :V

I’m not a coyote.

I…. m-my… clan…. is no longer small *drops head into hands sobbing*

…my URL says it’s allthesepixeldragons, but I mostly post humanized art >n>

I don’t know what the fuck I am

i love cats

I dusted the place.

i’m actually a pile of rats, not mice

i’m illuminati

i’ve never attended a webinar in my life

contrary to popular opinion, i do not fuck vriska serket

It was just a phase, and god it’s not my life

Im actually an accepted member of society….

I am far from a “rolla.”  I haven’t rolled really at all since I was a little kid.

I’m 100% Phoenix DK :D

Several people have been brained by saucepans, thrown out of tower blocks…. but I’m not one of them.

I actually tend to blend in.

I… I actually hold other metal parts, not just gears “orz

I’m not actually going to set the world on fire, and I’ve never played a Kirby game…

I’m not actually random. I post memes when they’re popular and am a little predictable.

chefpyro:

Some day I’ll have to submit myself to the fact that if I were a cartoon character, I would be drawn in sweatpants and hoodies at all times and that would be one of my defining traits.

Those would be the clothes on the cover of the box set. People would buy sweatpants and hoodies in order to cosplay me. This is where my dress sense and day-to-day activities have gotten me.

You say that like it’s a bad thing