What happened to your tire?

I got it replaced.

I ran over a nail…

Well, a couple nails…

Well, more than a couple nails…

Four nails…

Four nails in a line.

Well, shit.
It’s a good thing the only thing I learned from autotech year ago was how to change a tire.

Well, shit. 

It’s a good thing the only thing I learned from autotech year ago was how to change a tire.

jestre:
“cityaspooks:
“ staticsrecyclebin:
“ comacoat:
“ keikoandgilly:
“ thegreatdelta:
“ itsy-britzy:
“ sakurachiri:
“ boowada-kun:
“ itsbloodorangenotspoopy:
“ detective-in-progress:
“ jessethornfuturehuntsman:
“ letsendthebeginning:
“...

jestre:

cityaspooks:

staticsrecyclebin:

comacoat:

keikoandgilly:

thegreatdelta:

itsy-britzy:

sakurachiri:

boowada-kun:

itsbloodorangenotspoopy:

detective-in-progress:

jessethornfuturehuntsman:

letsendthebeginning:

blaze-chaser:

ask-zombie-beer:

just-ask-gash3d:

electricbrony1:

isalh-on-whatever:

SKYRIM!

Dead space 2

pokemon

Red Dead Redmption

Scribblenauts

Borderlands 2

Dangan Ronpa

Yume Nikki

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Ace Attorney: Apollo Justice
Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth

ultimate marvel vs capcom 3 B)

Portal

Animal Crossing: Wild World

Batman arkum city

*Puts on Shades* Super Mario Bros.

Dark Souls!

Assassin’s Creed

Saint’s Row

MegaMan/RockMan/Mighty No. 9

morrowind, oblivion, super mario 64, heavy rain, deadly premonition, indigo prophecy, bioshock, banjo kazooie, banjo tooie, donkey kong country, sonic the hedgehog, pokemon red/yellow/green/blue/silver/gold/crystal/ruby/sapphire/emerald/diamond/pearl/platinum/black/white/blackII/whiteII/X/Y

Can I eat your head?

no

I will continue making bad puns until it kills me.

Hey, you. When did you start following me?

Hey, you. When did you start following me?

senorpacman:

hornedatlas:

senorpacman:

How to get Pokemon X for free right now immediately only truths on this video

does this work on mac

sometimes

Does it work for y?

a-spooky-mod:
“My mother is the Devil. This one is my sisters (her birthday is tomorrow) and I have to wait a week to get mine.
I AM HOLDING IT IN MY HANDS BUT WHY!?
”
Update:
So this isn’t my sisters present (hers barely fit in my cars trunk), it’s...

a-spooky-mod:

My mother is the Devil. This one is my sisters (her birthday is tomorrow) and I have to wait a week to get mine.

I AM HOLDING IT IN MY HANDS BUT WHY!?

Update:
So this isn’t my sisters present (hers barely fit in my cars trunk), it’s mine. I held my game in my hand and can’t play it until next week. My mom is so evil.

My mother is the Devil. This one is my sisters (her birthday is tomorrow) and I have to wait a week to get mine.
I AM HOLDING IT IN MY HANDS BUT WHY!?

My mother is the Devil. This one is my sisters (her birthday is tomorrow) and I have to wait a week to get mine.

I AM HOLDING IT IN MY HANDS BUT WHY!?

captainbootish:
“Gamefreak did you seriously just–
Nope, I can’t. I just can’t with you right now, Gamefreak. Go to your room, I’ll be up later to talk.
”
Don’t acknowledge it or they might make an arrow in the knee joke or they might rick roll you.

captainbootish:

Gamefreak did you seriously just–

Nope, I can’t. I just can’t with you right now, Gamefreak. Go to your room, I’ll be up later to talk.

Don’t acknowledge it or they might make an arrow in the knee joke or they might rick roll you.