Meet Melon. She’s an elephant who loves to terrorize kilalabunnies rhino, Peach.

What? Just smash their helmet in and say they fell. Poke a hole in their oxygen tube or something.

If you kill someone on the moon you can probably get away with it

sweet-poni:

if shit posting has gottem me 471 followers

imagine what would happen if i posted actual content

owlturdcomix:

I’m mature now.

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nefepants:

gallowsfoo:

grindrella:

spacedrinks:

HOLY SHIT THIS IS HUGE

i don’t know why everyone is so obsessed with the zombie apocalypse when the robot war is a real and looming threat

fooexe

Good news Your world is becoming real

Basically they got three robots, told them that two of them were given “dumbing pills”, and they asked one which pill it was given.

The robot of course wasn’t sure if it had or hadn’t yet and said “I don’t know”, but after it looked at the other silent robots (who were actually unable to speak from the start), it realized that its fully functional, and then was finally able to say “I know now.”

It can assess itself and its behavior in relation to other robots and people. It can make that differentiation between “me” and “I”, and understand that it is an individual.

People are shrugging this off, but this is a similar self-awareness test to how people put mirrors in front of animals to see if it treats the reflection like another animal or treat it like a reflection.

owlpostagain7:

Let’s get real, it’s a school filled with wizards and controlled by wizarding adults. The Hogwarts Wifi password would be “password.” At best, it would be “hogwarts.”

But as for the individual houses…

Slytherin:

Network Name: The Dungeons

Password: 6FBb9w52 [changed monthly to protect from potential leaks]

Gryffindor:

Network Name: The Best House Ever

Password: Gryffindor1 [was “Gryffindor” for 6 years straight, but they changed it after too many unwelcome visitors]

Ravenclaw:

Network Name: Ravenclaw Tower Wifi

Password: fire [Prefects will only give the password in riddle form, it’s up to students to work out what the actual password is.The password is also changed frequently. In this case, the riddle is “Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?”]

Hufflepuff:

Network Name: PuffPuff

Password: Pass

phantom-of-the-lady-liv:

“Perfect guys don’t exi-”

new-xkit-extension:

Wow. We’re really bad at keeping this up. Hope to do it every Friday from now on.

• Anti-Capitalism
  • v1.1.0: Updated to match new Tumblr classes
• Blog Tracker
  • v0.4.2: Made display consistent on dashboard-like pages, like Activity
  • v0.4.3: Blog Tracker can now track up to 30 blogs
• Editable Reblogs
  • v2.0.0: Updated the extension for the new Tumblr layout
  • v2.0.1: Removed the “Put reblogs back” click area
  • v2.0.2: Fixed issues with Read Mores and empty post bodies
• Find Inactives
  • v0.2.1: Brought the extension back from the grave (a.k.a. made it actually work)
• Hide Avatars
  • v0.1.4: Minor optimization fix
• Mass+
  • v0.4.2: Fixed an issue that disallowed searching by tags
• Old Stats
  • v0.2.2: Fixed the sidebar duplicating on the Likes page
• Quick Tags
  • v0.5.4: Added an option to disable the icon in the New Post popup
• Retags
  • v1.0.0: Retags now shows on mention notifications
• Satsukimous
  • v1.1.0: Added more replacement options, including custom images
• Separator
  • v1.1.2: Fixed the “Go To”-button still appearing when the extension was removed
• Servant
  • v0.5.8: Added a “Chat” option to the “Post is type”-cause
• Shorten Posts
  • Fixed the embiggen button overlapping various UI elements
• Show Originals
  • v1.2.2: Fixed a logic error which broke the extension
• Tweaks
  • v4.0.4: Fixed some titles not getting the classic look
• XKit Patches
  • v4.0.5: Fixed a logic error which broke a load of stuff
• Other
  • XKit Editor: Added various keyboard shortcuts