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trillow:

is there a limit to how many comments will show on the posts now? cos the comment chain seems to go straight down from the original posts instead of kind of to the side not to mention each individual comment takes up way more space than they used to. are we gonna end up with posts with a billion comment we have to scroll past..

lets find out. Everyone comment on this

hey

I’m watching chopped

poopey butt clan

it was really hot and humid today but i feel like everyone complained about it more than was really warranted

let me know when there is an unironic “spread this like wildfire” comment

i’m in class rn and this update is fucking ugh

WHEN WILL THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH FIND ME

lmaooooooo this update is awful

Luckily they didn’t update it for me yet. Let’s see how long they take.

K I L L M E

Memes But With Puppies

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this update is the visual version of the word “yikes”

save the bees

i’m tired

why me

anyone know a good graphics maker i need a signature for my posts

motherfucking jesse eisenburg jesus christ fuck dude

welcome to hell!welcome to hell!welcome to hell!welcome to hell!

wolf children is about a lady having a relationship with a furry

In Octodad, how did the lady have kids with an octopus? And how are the kids 100% human? These questions need to be answered.

Considering the trend of bestiality romance novels going on neither of these things surprises me

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood??

tumblr is a 100% funcational website

Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit

Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man

Motherfucking Spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg

No man i’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spiderman crazy Winklevoss Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook
MARK ZUCKERBERG

What if your legs didn’t know they were legs

I can’t leave this site for a few days without some new update happening can I?

Marlon Brando was bisexual. Bupita happened. I have a cat named after River Phoenix. Johnlock is canon. I’m a lesbian. Mexican food is the best.

Johnlock is canon. Tumblr hates all of us. It’s pumpkin spice everything season.

johnlock

I hate everything about this blue hellsite

DLC culture is stupid. Why are you selling me an incomplete broken game and then expecting me to buy the rest of the game months down the line. And the DLC are just as fucking broken (COUGH AWAKENING COUGH) Fuck DLCs JUST FINISH THE GAME AND PUT THEM IN THE GAME.

hear it hurgling

AND STEVEN!

i want to die

I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters.

Im a farking lesbian

hate michelle tanner

i want to die

stop maining luigi in smash bros

shit boy! boy i die

What do you have against Michelle?

make it long boys

young man, you are young and a man

shut up steve

Fight me, Janet

(ノ◉◇◉)ノ彡┻━┻ COME AT ME

The guy who is the front man of this band can literally be described as “a dudebro with a beard complex” and I literally hate every nanosecond of his egotistical, sexist ass

Want me to pass the promethium?

Ehhhh, can I listen to it on, ehhhhh, Spoofy?

the dark man took my son

Johnlock is literally the worst, that show should be dead and gone by now. Get better tastes.

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

I’m here with a message about a very issue that’s close to my heart. An issue that effects me and many others everyday. My message is simple, don’t touch my shit. We live in a world where millions of people go everyday without touching my shit. Why can’t you be one of them. You alone have the power to stop touching my shit because you’re the one touching my shit. In fact research indicates that that the simple act of touching your shit and only your shit, we can eradicate the issue of you touching my shit almost immediately, with only a dime a day. I made a little stack of dimes and put it on my dresser. It fell over, so I know your touching my shit. Don’t touch my shit. I’ll set up a camera, don’t think I won’t! Once I woke up in the middle of the night and it was dark and I could see you touching my shit. I mean come on, who else would it be. Your shit. My shit. Stop touching my shit now, and you’ll receive this commemorative token bag. Then it will be your shit. (Don’t call. Just stop touching my shit) And you can touch it literally whenever you want. Join me, and together we can create a world where people keep their hands to themselves. You know who you are! Seriously, who taught you manners, have some respect.

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they’d be happy for a while

But February made me shiver
With every paper I’d deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn’t take one more step

I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day the music died
So

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die

Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock and roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Well, I know that you’re in love with him
‘Cause I saw you dancin’ in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues

I was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died
I started singin’

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die

Now, for ten years we’ve been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rolling stone
But, that’s not how it used to be

When the jester sang for the king and queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me

Oh and while the king was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned

And while Lennon read a book on Marx
The quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died
We were singin’

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
And singin’ this’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die

Helter skelter in a summer swelter
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast

It landed foul on the grass
The players tried for a forward pass
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast

Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While sergeants played a marching tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance

'Cause the players tried to take the field
The marching band refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?
We started singin’

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
And singin’ this’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die

Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again

So come on Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack Flash sat on a candlestick
'Cause fire is the devil’s only friend

Oh and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan’s spell

And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died
He was singin’

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away

I went down to the sacred store
Where I’d heard the music years before
But the man there said the music wouldn’t play

And in the streets the children screamed
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken

And the three men I admire most
The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died
And they were singing

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die

They were singing
Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die

katarafirelady:

lloyd13z:

Normally I don’t comment on Tumblr updates because normally they don’t really affect users… like shifting the icons or changing the logo, those don’t really do anything to hinder us or affect how we use the site.

But this comment shit? This is disgusting. If everything else wasn’t proof enough, this shows that staff​ has no idea how their userbase interacts with their site. So allow me to briefly speak for us:

No one, and I mean NO ONE, wanted you to change the layout of comments. Reblogs were NOT supposed to be read as individual comments. Sure, in your picture, it looks like the jokes still flow one after another. Because they are all nice and short and one-line puns. Which very rarely happens in comparison to everything else on this site.

What DOES happen is discussion. People like to communicate with each other through reblogs. They like to talk about a news story or an upcoming material release. This is not fucking youtube, where certain content creators provide something unique, and everyone else is just there to admire it. This social media site promotes discussion: where any user can write something, share something, show something… tag it appropriately, and engage with others interested in the same things.

Changing this to a user-comment format removes this idea completely. Now, the original poster is completely indistinguishable from the others, which was something that gave a bit of importance before. Now, posts that relied on the format for proper flow, by dragging your eyes to the right with names and back to left with commentary, have been destroyed - I can no longer easily tell who is responding to what. It now looks like every comment is responding to the source, which works for youtube, but NOT for this site. Sometimes the discussion tangents midway between two users, and the source is merely the context, not the topic. See how that would look bad in this new format? [Youtube comments counter this by tagging the person they are responding to over and over. You really want that on every post?? It looks awful there, why would you want to mimic that?!?]

But the worst part is, you did not “rearrange reblog comments so that they’re actually readable.“ Admittedly, the one thing this helps is that now, comments that went off the right wall are fixed. But just look at your dumb gif! What before all fit nicely on one text post is now 7 different spaced out comments. What could be read and understood at a glance now forces you to scroll almost double the length. How the hell did you think that was “easier to read” if you can’t even read it all at once??? And how do you think this will affect large commentary posts?

With this update, you’ve ruined something integral to how Tumblr users engage with your site and with each other. We enjoyed the > layout because it made sense. It’s been that way since Tumblr was created, and it sure as hell wasn’t broken. If I wanted random comments, I’d go to news sites. To forums. To Facebook. To Twitter. To Youtube. To literally any other site. Comments are a step BACKWARDS. Every site has a comment section now. Tumblr’s layout promoted discussion over time, only rivaled by Reddit (and maybe 4chan?) as THE discussion-based social media site. How you failed to understand that and capitalize on it, and instead are trying to break that system, is beyond me. But this update was by far the worst one to have been done. I seriously hope you consider reverting it.

staff please revert to the original format

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aztechnology:

halasterblackcloak:

looks like the code f-ed up and you could end up deleting your account

this has happened to not just one, but two of my friends now, take care everybody!

cartoonpolitics:

“Plot twist. Just when everyone was pretty much resigned to voting in the next election for whichever right-of-center Republican or Democrat presidential candidate they thought was ‘the lesser of two evils’ up popped Bernie Sanders, who isn’t really evil at all. He is in fact that rarest of creatures in Washington, an honest politician.” .. (read more here)

(cartoon by Adam Zyglis)

neurosocialist:

agustd:

courtesy of twitter user @jddalessio: proof that staff legitimately dont give a fuck about disabled people. what do you have to say, tessshebaylo? i didnt know disabled users were now “you people”

image description (which i’ve been lazy about but need to do): a tweet by twitter user @jddalessio saying “Yeah, so, @tumblr staff members just informed a friend of mine that people with “disabilities aren’t our concern with regards to making their UI accessible for everyone. Some apps are required to be 503-compliant. @tumlbr is, in Tess’s words, “not for your kind,” referring my visually impared [sic] friend. *sigh*”

then a tweet from @TechCrunch saying “Tumblr finally makes “Reblogs” more readable especially on mobile devices” and a reply from @jddalessio saying “@TechCrunch The recent changes aren’t compatible for viz impaired. Tumblr’s @Tess_Marie says that’s bc “blind people don’t use computers.”

tortav:

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING PREPARED ME FOR THE BUNNIES

kilalabunnies

kimberlychristmas:

heylookitsliz:

lupinatic:

shark-in-a-bubble:

She was a metamorphmagus so she had the power to change herself into like the most gorgeous woman ever, but she didn’t. Instead she gave herself this bright-ass-pink hair and changed her looks to please herself, not to please others. You go, Tonks.

The only time she changed her looks for others was to make them laugh and make them happy by doing funny things. And thats the best way to be a metamorphmagus.