Silver Tongue

leftboob-enthusiast:

alwaysasideways8:

leftboob-enthusiast:

Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

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WRONG

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GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

Lesbian Trickster Goddess

Excuse me, that’s BISEXUAL Trickster Goddess, thank you very much

skleero:

So… I had this crazy crossover idea between Star VS The Forces of Evil and Gravity Falls. (x)

Basically, Star is lost somewhere through dimensions. Marco wants to save her, but he’s stuck on Earth (he doesn’t have the magic scissors apparently) with her friend’s magic wand, which is powerful, but it can’t open portals.

Now, we know that there IS a portal in Gravity Falls (which can apparently let you travel to other dimensions). And we also know that Bill Cipher likes to trick people for his own goals. “That portal is your only hope, kid. Perhaps we can make a deal…”. 

Whatever you do, Marco, don’t trust the triangle guy!

guardingafterhours:

birb doodles

a-random-mod

My birb is a huge butt

deeceeoh:
“ whenthemusicsended:
“ YUGI YOU SWITCHED PLACES WITH AN ANCIENT DUELING EXPERT PHARAOH
”
AN ANCIENT PHARAOH WHO LITERALLY HAS THE ABILITY TO RAISE HIS SUCCESS RATE AT GAMES
”
Hey, the heart of the cards is free for everyone to use if they...

deeceeoh:

whenthemusicsended:

YUGI YOU SWITCHED PLACES WITH AN ANCIENT DUELING EXPERT PHARAOH

AN ANCIENT PHARAOH WHO LITERALLY HAS THE ABILITY TO RAISE HIS SUCCESS RATE AT GAMES

Hey, the heart of the cards is free for everyone to use if they believe hard enough. It’s not his fault that everyone else thinks the heart of the cards is stupid and are then cursed with bad luck.

marksandrec:

Marks and Rec #41

weebphan:

again with America’s obsession with bill nye

Can someone redraw this but hetalia?

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yoheezy:
“ frantzfandom:
“ awisemanoncesaidnothing:
“ Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race
”
are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals
”
are you telling me the fastest man...

yoheezy:

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

are you telling me the fastest man in the world has the fastest slowest animal

This is one wild post