It terrifies me that Donald trump can stand in front of an audience and shout that Mexicans are rapist and a slew of other racist things and people start cheering USA!
That shit doesn’t scare you? Like who the fuck are these people? We probably pass this mofos on the street every day, interact with them at our jobs, and they sitting here secretly wanting America to be all white.
This is how you know money can buy anything. Do you know how unlikely it is to get one heart, yet alone a second one?
^If transplants are based on need and nothing else (not money) what are the chances that 5 hearts were available…especially for someone who has a history of the transplants failing?
I’m real fucking tired of people harping about Google Image Search being unsafe. I am a god damn pervert and it doesn’t offer me any of the somehow ubiquitous-but-not-showing-on-google pony porn. Safesearch is off in all of these screencaps.
Just going to point out that SafeSearch is actually on in those images as you can clearly see it’s on but it does bring up the point about how irresponsible parents are to not use safe search
I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:
Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.
Think about it.
Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.
Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.
They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.
Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.
The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.
Everybody wins. Nobody dies.
If you don’t write this play I will.
Bonus points, everyone thinks benvolio and Romeo are banging
They’re cousins though…????
In Shakespeare, Cousin doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re related to that person. It’s sort of like a 16th century “bro”
Mercutio was a family friend of both the Capulets and Montagues. That’s why he was invited to the masquerade ball. Also, the only reason Juliet wanted to be with Romeo was to get out of an arranged marriage with Parris and Romeo was originally gonna be with her to win a bet and saw how hot she was. So it wasn’t really true love it was more like one part lust, to parts rebellion.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
