Silver Tongue

deductionhunters:

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rasec-wizzlbang:

revereche:

rotifers:

becausebirds:

A conversation between a Raven and a Snowy Owl.

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It looks like the raven really wants the owl to leave and is trying to intimidate it, but the owl doesn’t care because it knows the raven is all bark and no bite. Or all squawk and no peck. Erm…

Actually, it looks more like the raven is curious about the funny bird and wants to sit next to it, and the owl doesn’t wanna be friends :[ The raven’s body language isn’t aggressive at all — it’s backing down appropriately when the owl displays aggression. Notice the way it’s careful to draw back every time it gets too close to the owl. This is an animal that’s trying to establish it isn’t a threat.

Keep in mind there’s a huge intellect disparity here — ravens exhibit novel tool use and complex communication, whereas owls aren’t even as smart as ducks. We’re sort of trained to view crows and ravens as villainous, but really they’re very playful animals.

“HI YOU’RE PRETTY WANNA BE FRIENDS??”

“HISSS”

This is so cute ‘cause I can imagine the crow being the talkative, friendly one and he’s just like “hi gosh wow you’re pretty I’ve never seen a white crow before! How’d ya get your feathers so white? Do you eat a lot of marshmallows? I eat a lot of marshmallows! This human lady feeds me marshmallows—” and on and on and the owl’s probably just like “What no go away”

Owl: *stares into the camera like it’s on The Office*

Looks like the plot of some sort of fantasy comedy movie. Like, one is super enthusiastic dark mage and the other is a high class sorcerer.

It's ok I won't talk about it anymore.

Just keep better track of that in the future. When people say they do not care about a show/game/movie/book it’s considered rude to continue botheing them about it.


Listen, I get it. There’s a thing you like and you want to talk about it but it would be better to talk about it with someone who actually likes the same thing.

Well Life is strange yes it's a long game that comes out slowly. But in evolves drugs, step parents, death, suicides, a magic deer thing, gay, messing with time. Plot twist. Stuff like that. And it has different out comes.

I thought i said this already but I do not care enough about it to watch it. I know what it’s about and I still don’t care.

It will tear your soul out

Probably not. I really don’t care about it enough to watch any playthroughs of it. Until Dawn, on the other hand, looks pretty rad.

Sliver have you seen life is strange?

I’ve heard of it but never cared enough to look into it.

Which mom would be a better mom

rosexknight:

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The one who teaches their kid not to use future sight for personal gain or the one who let’s their kid summon demons and shit?

I love how I know what this means and according to them Chip is the better mom.

Oh? Using your gift for selfishness and personal gain? No the mom that doesn’t let them do that and teaches them to respect their power is bad.

But summoning demons? That’s TOTALLY FINE!!

The correct answer is the one that lets their kids do dangerous alchemical shit and make abominations against nature.

I did it.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

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hoofprint-is-spooky:

I got all the Eeveelutions. Yaaaaay.

But did you keep the best one of all? The original eevee?

I still have a starter eevee.

Good. First eevee is the one that should alway be an eevee

I did it.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

I got all the Eeveelutions. Yaaaaay.

But did you keep the best one of all? The original eevee?

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

SEX UNDER INFLUENCE OF LOVE POTIONS IS RAPE
MEANING MEROPE GAUNT RAPED TOM RIDDLE
VOLDEMORT WAS THE PRODUCT OF RAPE

a-random-mod:
“  We gotta install microwave ovens
custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
we gotta move these color T.V.’s.
”

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We gotta install microwave ovens

custom kitchen deliveries

We gotta move these refrigerators

we gotta move these color T.V.’s.