There’s nothing chasing you. There won’t be a face in the window. Nothing is following you up the stairs. Nothing is under your bed. You can throw your legs over your bed, you can have your arm over the side of the bed, because nothing is out to get you. I promise. I’m here to protect you. I’ll kick its ass.
You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell
This extremely creepy looking bird was found in Venezuela.
It’s called the great Potoo and it’s real. It’s rare to see one in broad daylight.
I’m not sure what’s worse, seeing one in the day, or hearing a rustle from above you and shining your phone over to see what it is and seeing that face looming out of the darkness.
And then having it stare at you with it’s dark, beady eyes
I LITERALLY JUST READ A CREEPY ASS STORY ABOUT A SMILING OWL AND NOW I SEE THIS FUCK ALL OF YOU I HATE THIS FUCKING SITE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable.
I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate
No one pulled the damn thing in
In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self
Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate
Its just a bird making a mistake and it’s fucking funny
It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ
Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this.
Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually walk into it.
That animal still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
Guys those photos were fake, it was CGI, it was from that adam sandler movie jack an Jill
Jack and Jill was a documentary you fucking idiot
Listen here cum-slut
This post is a trainwreck
Holy shit. I’ve only seen this in pictures. This is part of tumblr history right here!
Anybody else remember this episode? In it, a female villain called Femme Fatale is stealing millions of dollars in Susan B. Anthony coins. Naturally, the Powerpuff Girls go to stop her. She then convinces them that men are all horrible because female superheroes aren’t as well known as male superheroes, even asking Blossom to name some to where her only answer is Wonder Woman.
They start acting bitter, refusing to do chores when the Professor asks and even telling the Mayor to save the town himself. Ms. Bellum and Ms. Keane talk to the girls and basically explain that being mean to guys won’t do anything and that isn’t the kind of message feminists should put out.
They proceed to beat up Femme Fatale while giving her a history lesson about Susan B. Anthony, the story where she voted and was found guilty because women couldn’t vote back then, but when the judge wanted to let her off easily because she was a woman, she forced them to take her to jail. The girls handle her and the lesson is that misandry will not stop misogny and we all should just respect each other.
And it fell on Tumblr’s deaf ears.
The name of this trope is straw feminist and its purpose is to introduce an extreme “feminist” character solely to ridicule them and prove them wrong. The trope is complete bullshit because the straw feminist character tends to point out really valid shit (like lack of female superheroes) but all that gets drowned out and ultimately ignored because she’s so extreme in her hate for men and she’s eeeevil and hypocritical.
The episode starts with the narrator going on about how Townsville is a “city where everybody gets their fair turn,” where girls and boys get treated equally at school and literally no gender inequality until the evil Femme Fatale shows up and starts “inventing” sexism where there is none. The powerpuff girls turned feminists are portrayed as angry, man-hating and irrational.
And its frustrating because the powerpuff girls are strong, complex and interesting female characters but this episode basically distances them from the feminist label because that’s waaaaay too extreme.
Even Lauren Faust, the self-proclaimed feminist who wrote this episode, later said she regretted it. But I mean, sure. Go ahead and cry about how Tumblr ignored this super important lesson from a 15+ year old series that creates this fictional paradise where sexism doesn’t exist until the big bad feminist appears to start turning women against the poor men. wah.
So tldr: this trope is bullshit. this episode is bullshit. and this post is also bullshit.
Except that she was naming off DC heroes if she had named off Marvel hero zero be a lot more females on that list because Marvel has a lot more female heroes and is generally better at writing superheroes so it’s more like she was cherry picking to validate her accusations
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
