Silver Tongue

dapper-deoxys:

Who’s your friend that loves to play? Bing Bong Bing Bong

Who’s the chap that passed away? Bing Bong Bing Bong

thatpompousbastard:

fun character exercise; which of your OC’s would chug a bottle of liquor rather than give it to airport security

free textbook masterpost

lethbian:

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reddit page with the same broken links

credit card phishing site

an actual virus

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reblog to save a life guys!!!!!!!!!!!!

ghostsad:

my aesthetic is that time on icarly when spencer signed up for a dating website and his self introduction was just a sixteen minute video of him eating cereal with no talking or anything

stevencrewniverse:

A selection of Backgrounds from the Steven Universe episode: Open Book

Art Direction: Elle Michalka

Design: Steven Sugar and Emily Walus

Paint: Amanda Winterstein and Jasmin Lai

HOly shit, achimicarus is beautifuyl

takino-pony:

stellarvisionary:

claratyler:

splendeh:

It bothers me that a lot of people aren’t grasping the reality of Deez Nuts. 

All giggles aside, this is showing what a joke our political system has become. A 15 year old can register as a presidential candidate. According to him, the paperwork didn’t even ask for an age. We need to set a higher bar for who we accept into the presidential race, a bar higher than Deez Nuts. So yes, Deez Nuts is a joke, he can’t really win for a myriad of reasons, but we as America should never forget Deez Nuts, to remind us of what a clusterfuck our political system can be. 

“we as America should never forget Deez Nuts”
You okay, USA??

HE DIDN’T REGISTER AS A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, IT WAS AN ONLINE POLL IN ONE STATE.

The fact that there are people on tumblr who legitimately believe that a 15 year old boy who calls himself “Deez Nutz” could register for legitimate presidential candidacy really makes me wonder if any of them paid any fucking attention in school.

Except that he did in fact file with the FEC, and it wasn’t just one online poll, it was the Public Policy Polling organization in three different states. From: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/08/19/presidential-candidate-deez-nuts-does-not-exist.html

“Anybody can fill out a Form 2,” says FEC Deputy Press Officer Christian Hilland. “We do vetting, but it’s more about did they fill out the information correctly? Did they review the fields? It doesn’t speak to the authenticity of the individual who filed the claim.”

“Nuts” did, in fact, fill out a Form 2—a statement of candidacy—on July 26. The form had no information other than the Wallingford address and his Independent party affiliation.

“We check for things like, ‘What election cycle are you running in?’ If one or more of those fields are missing, we have campaign finance analysts who review those reports,” says Hilland. “We send a letter to the listed address that asks for clarification or an amendment.”

Also, if he or she raises $5,000, whoever lives at 2248 450th Avenue is going to have to come up with a real name. Nuts will then have to file a Form 1, which requires a name, phone number and address that check out.

lesbianathogwarts:

fuzzyb0nes:

megcorbs:

mildmoderngirl:

millennial goals and dreams are so minimal

“i want to drive a car that doesn’t break down all the time”

“i want to one day consider buying a place instead of renting”

“i’d like to not be in so much debt”

we are the least entitled generation but we get the most shit

The truth in this tho

The other day, I started thinking about all the things I would do if I had a ton of money. They were almost all about paying off debt, buying a house, fixing my car, and getting more education for a better job. The most frivolous thing was getting a dog.

People say that we act entitled - apparently it’s entitled to want to live debt-free and feel financially secure.

It’s because we complain about legitimate problems but the last generation doesn’t want to acknowledge that they are the cause of said problems.

lychgate:

plantaide:

plantaide:

if you’re online at this late hour with nothing to do here’s a plant personality quiz to waste time on for no given reason. you’re welcome and enjoy.

ppl are reblogging this w their lil results in the tags n it’s so fucking cute i wanna cRY

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