I turn 18 in eleven days oh man.
I turn 18 in like 2 months i’m scared
I turn 18 in -22 months omg
I’m turning eighteen in three days 8D
I turn 18 in five months.
Goodnight
What it’s supposed to mean: “I’m going to sleep.”
What I mean: “I’m not coming out of my room for the rest of the night because I am surfing the interwebs.”
Anyone else agree?
Does anyone know the name of that one movie with chicken who could fly but he was actually just launched out of a cannon?
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
Basically an awesome human being, yes.
Reblogging again
Always reblog the Takei.
Oh my~
I’m only reblogging this for his faces. They make me laugh.
All of my yes
of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
Go onto YouTube and search jokes with a guitar. Then you will understand.
Spitfire: I heard he might be here and I want to talk to him.
(Happy mothers day everypony!)
Reblogging this to mod blog because it’s important
i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:
theworldsrunoncodesandciphers:
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because i walked passed the doctors and like…I’m not sick so…yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked passed past a restaurant and like…I’m wasn’t hungry so…yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a field and like… im not a cow so… yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a store and like… I didn’t have any money so… yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a road and like… I’m not a car so… yea
It was so akward when I was walking home because I walked past a vet and like… I’m not cat tonic so… yea
It was so awkward when I was just sitting there like I always do and an athiest walked past and like… I’m a church so… yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a bakery and like… I’m not dough so… yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because i walked passed a White flag and like…I’m not french so…yea
