Due to the fact that they missed the calipers on my brakes were bad, I’m getting those parts no charge!
MM, David, Regina & Hook: *still can’t find emma*
Hook: *holding dagger* “DARK ONE APPEAR! I SUMMON YOU DARK ONE! APPEAR!”
Emma: ….
Hook: ….
Emma: ….
Hook: ….
Regina: *snatches dagger off guyliner* “oh give me that before you hurt yourself. I have this all under control”
Regina: *clears throat* “Henry has a girlfriend.”
Emma: *appears in a cloud of black smoke* whAT THe HeLL?! What the HELL REGINA. WHO IS SHE!? WHERE is ShE FRoM?! OUR bABy is GRoWinG up TOO FaST!
I dont this u read the whole confession.
AnonymousI was saying their style is the reason nobody cares. It’s an easy fix and if they actually try. If they quit then they just want attention.
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I think I just had too much of internet today
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I feel like I dont follow through on the promises I make to my followers. I promise them story arcs and followers projects and stuff like that and then rush through them or never finish them. It makes me feel awful. I really try but sometimes I just can’t finish the things I start. I give up to easily. I lose inspiration so quickly. I don’t put in enough effort. I feel like maybe when my followers see posts advertising something I have planned they sigh and say “oh great, this again. Yeah, not going to get my hopes up for that one.” I feel like maybe I’ve forced myself into a posisition where nobody cares about my work anymore, because I just keep disappointing everyone.
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I think it’s more because you’re style isn’t anything new. You draw the same angles and there isn’t anything defining about your style.
maximillion pegasus: tell me Yugi, do you believe in magic?
yami yugi, the spirit of an ancient pharaoh who lives inside a magical egyptian artifact: that's ridiculous<p>Literally me.</p>
what was the name of that animation where luigi has terminal seven and the entire mushroom kingdom is a hallucination
thaaaats the one
The style reminds me of chowder. Also I love vinny
Today, I fucked up… by calling a locksmith when I was “locked out” of my car
I’ll preface this by saying I’m usually not a stupid man but I was at the end of my third 16 hour shift in a row and I was very tired. I’ll make this quick:
I got off work, went out to my car, hit the button for the doors on my remote unlocker - as usual. Nothing happened. I tried it a few more times, battery must be dead. I stand there for 10 minutes, mashing the little button, hoping for enough juice to open the doors. Nada.
I call a locksmith, explain that I’m locked out of my car. He says he’ll be right over. 20 minutes later he arrives. He walks up with his tools, inserts a thing that looks like a blood pressure cuff in the door jamb. He starts making conversation as it inflates, pushing the door open:
“So locked your keys in the car? No problem sir, I’ll have it open in a minute.”
“No, my keys are right here, my key fob is dead.” I replied.
He stops and for about 10 seconds. Doesn’t say a word. He sees my keys in my hands. Takes them from me, inserts them in the lock and opens the door.
I was mortified. I was so in a habit of opening the doors with my remote fob that I entirely forgot that keys could be used to unlock cars manually. He started laughing so hard I thought he was going to have an aneurysm. After he stopped laughing, he told me there was no charge. The story he’d have to tell was worth the drive out.
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