Silver Tongue

voxvalentine:

notkatniss:

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Alright that’s a good exception to an otherwise solid rule.

Jack blacks mom was a space engineer that designed the system that allowed apollo 13 to safely return back to earth

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Love_Cohen

cielsoleil:

Gonna tell my kids this is Hamilton

marauders4evr:

A Disney movie about a boy who loves science but has a terrible homelife. He’s overshadowed by his sibling, he’s forced to protect his family, he loses his childhood best friend, he’s bullied, he’s disowned and briefly raised by another family, and he emigrates to a new country. He goes to college with a professor who he’s constantly trying to impress. He briefly dates a few people, even a celebrity, but it doesn’t work out. He gets married and swiftly gets divorced, but is still there for his daughter. He becomes an artist. Tries selling food, tries being a magician, tries being a poet. Mostly, he tries to invent. He loves inventing. He eventually starts his own business. He devotes his life to proving himself through these inventions. He slowly loses his sanity but he keeps moving forward. He keeps inventing. He gets his picture taken. He suddenly finds himself facing a teal platypus with a fedora. And that is when the film gets good.

this made me realize just how much doof would fit in meet the robinsons

filmnoirsbian:

filmnoirsbian:

filmnoirsbian:

How come we can’t just have villains anymore

What if the evil fashion designer wanted to skin puppies because she was evil? What if the guy that stabbed a bunch of teenagers did that because he wanted to stab a bunch of teenagers? What if the evil witch wanted to cook and eat children because she was–you guessed it!–evil? Why’s everybody gotta have some tragic backstory for sympathy points? Boo! I want to see some unrepentant bastard do bastardly things and, perhaps, a woman covered in blood, also.

Everyone thinks their villain can be goob from meet the robinsons. Your villain will never be goob from meet the robinsons. Just make them evil.

Only two villains have good backstories to motivate them. Goob and dr. Doof

filmnoirsbian:

filmnoirsbian:

filmnoirsbian:

How come we can’t just have villains anymore

What if the evil fashion designer wanted to skin puppies because she was evil? What if the guy that stabbed a bunch of teenagers did that because he wanted to stab a bunch of teenagers? What if the evil witch wanted to cook and eat children because she was–you guessed it!–evil? Why’s everybody gotta have some tragic backstory for sympathy points? Boo! I want to see some unrepentant bastard do bastardly things and, perhaps, a woman covered in blood, also.

Everyone thinks their villain can be goob from meet the robinsons. Your villain will never be goob from meet the robinsons. Just make them evil.

hexmaniacmareen:

muntzerism-diggerism:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

nanoland:

lastvalyrian:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

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This could literally be an Onion article

Spending a nice 5 minutes in the Despair Pod before a union-busting robot physically pulls me out

unionising employees get sent to the mindfulness booth to atone for their sins

checked it out and uh

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‘small room’ is generous, motherboard 

THATS. THE SIZE OF MY SHOWER OH MY GOD

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baconandawesome:

feanor-the-dragon:

real-jaune-isms:

yay855:

wandering-scarecrow:

jimfear138:

shelgon:

I get a lot of feelings from these scenes!  

WHOA, HOLD UP, WHAT?!

Yeah, Oak was the kid in the Celebi movie.

Meaning that he also probably had more pokemon available when Ash first started his journey, but he deliberately tricked Ash into accepting a rowdy and untamed pikachu because that was Ash’s partner back during their adventure together.

We stan

Samuel Oak

That means his verbal savagery toward Ash early on was friendship, which puts a whole different spin on it.

*Ash rushes in, dead last among the kids of Pallet Town*: Professor Oak! Is it too late for me to get a Pokémon?!


Samuel Oak, Anticipating this moment for decades and saving a very special Pikachu from the local breeding program for just this occasion and trying very hard not to laugh: Oh boy, we’ll see what we can do…

ndiecity:

Jeff bezos origin story film where his mother is chased off a cliff by a horde of angry Amazon workers

dan-dpackcranberries:

rslashrats:

why is my brother watching a theory video claiming that the grubhub commercials and jimmy neutron are in the same universe

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