armorabs:

krabby-kronicle:

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apparently all of the above huh

everythingfox:
“Look at this fluffy cow
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everythingfox:

Look at this fluffy cow

tilthedayidice:

haaskarotta:

historical text: contains the word “urinomancy”

rational brain: This is the medieval word for the medical evaluation of urine, which was an important source of information before the era of modern medical tests.

me, beating my fists on the table: PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD

New dnd class I gotta try out

whizzard

gayavatarstyle:

gayavatarstyle:

gayavatarstyle:

Zuko, finally finding his five year old adopted daughter after hours of searching: Sokka, why is Korra on top of the fridge

Sokka: she’s in time out

Zuko: why

Sokka: I just remembered the time Aang woke me up before sunrise and then wouldn’t let me go back to sleep and he may be our daughter now but that doesn’t mean he can get off the hook for his crimes

Korra: I’m in jail :D

Zuko: Young lady, this is non-negotiable. Now get in the tub

Baby Korra: okay [gets in the tub while bending all the water out]

Zuko: okay, that one’s on me, instructions were too vague

Sokka: she’s earthbent a wall in front of her door because she’s mad at us. Can you PLEASE get rid of it

Toph: sure [kicks the door open]

Korra: NO DADS ALLOWED IN MY ROOM UNTIL I GET THE POLAR BEAR DOG I WAS PROMISED

Toph, to Sokka: you didn’t tell me you owe the kid a polar bear dog

Sokka: oh come on I didn’t think she’d remember! Where am I even supposed to get one?

Toph: I don’t know Ponytail, figure it out [goes into Korra’s room and earthbends a bigger, stronger earth wall in front of the door]

Sokka: toph

Toph: you know our demands

sugarpoultry:
“Another progress shot of Draco. Took me 1 hour and 10 minutes to do the stomach/arms. ;)
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sugarpoultry:

Another progress shot of Draco. Took me 1 hour and 10 minutes to do the stomach/arms. ;)

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closet-keys:

bugbastard:

closet-keys:

That post about Edward from twilight is going to singlehandedly change the definition of “effervescent.” In like 3 decades there’ll be a note on the etymology of the secondary definition and it’ll have to cite that snail post as the origin of the linguistic shift

What’s it supposed to mean now?

Effervescent’s primary definition is a chemistry term referring to air escaping from liquid in foam, bubbles, or fizziness and the etymology connects back to the Latin verb fervere (to boil). There is already a secondary definition, which I’m guessing is what the OP of that post was using, meaning like “a bubbly personality” or vivacious, enthusiastic, etc. The idea of the post is that his character would look at something small, slow, quiet, (boring) like a snail and just interpret it as this lively wonderful being– which tracks with the common understanding of Bella as a character lacking much personality or liveliness and Edward finding her to be the same way. But, with the post being meme’d, the connotation is shifting from a sort of descriptor of bubbly personality to the idea of finding something incredible or awe inspiring (with a layer of irony added in that it’s something not usually regarded as incredible or awe inspiring). The usage and thus the definition is gradually shifting in a similar direction to “fantastic” or “awesome” where the original usage has taken a back seat to a much more common usage of hyperbole.

todayamas:

ride-the-bifrost:

constantlyonfirerpgideas:

nonbinaries-on-ice:

stigmatic:

terfs do not belong in lgbt safe spaces bc they are a danger to trans ppl

terfs also don’t belong in women’s spaces because they are a danger to trans women

Terfs don’t belong

Not to be all “cis women matter”, but TERFs will also be a danger to cis women who are GNC or look “off” to them. This isn’t to downplay their threat to trans women, but just saying they’re a threat to women in general.

TERFS are a threat to women

gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

the google emojis are pretty hit and miss but i can’t talk any shit about its dagger emoji that one slaps

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other dagger emojis: yep. this is a dagger.

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google dagger emoji: would you like an ☆.。.:*・° enchanted blade ☆.。.:*・°?

beyoncescock:
“watch out @thor
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beyoncescock:

watch out @thor

pauladrawsnstuff:

This was a good scene.