Silver Tongue
allthinqsdrake:
“ infatuat-on:
“ ventusdata:
“ lesbipoet13:
“ foreveralone-lyguy:
“ oh my god
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i legitimately stared at this and went ‘what it looks fine’ and then it hit me. and i threw myself out the window. and then reblogged it.
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wait i dint...

allthinqsdrake:

infatuat-on:

ventusdata:

lesbipoet13:

foreveralone-lyguy:

oh my god

i legitimately stared at this and went ‘what it looks fine’ and then it hit me. and i threw myself out the window. and then reblogged it.

wait i dint understand

literally my favorite post on tumblr

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

Are people unaware of what etchasketches do?

i-lovedoctorwho-andhorses:

huni3p0p:

raptorific:

Fun game for ladies: In front of a geeky dude, say “Silence, Earthling! My name is Darth Vader! I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!”

If he gets all mad, condescendingly explains to you why you’re wrong, or starts talking about that “fake geek girl” nonsense, not only do you know that you should stay far, far away from him, but you also get to tell him he’s one to talk about people not having enough nerd cred

Because you just watched a “Back to the Future” reference fly straight over his head

dont you mean mcfly over his head

JESUS

breastforce:

breastforce:

John Green, Tyler Oakly, Banksy, and Andrew Hussie are the four horsemen of the apocalypse

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we’re entering a new age

People have finally forgotten. wait, does that mean if we replace him with moffat, hussie would be conquest and moffat would be pestilance?

Because the original was war, famine, death and conquest until conquest was forgotten and replaced with pestilence.

eileenroberts:

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these two episodes aired within a day of each other so OF COURSE i would draw this connection

your opinion on me

meowrailed:

my addition to that one draw your otp challenge

pantsless-serket:

catsnuggler:

February shouldn’t be 28 days, 29 on a leap year. 

Instead, we should take the 31st days off two months and give them to February, making it have 30 days for all years.

But wait, when’s the leap day, you ask? 

October 32nd, Halloween: Part II.

you’re the genius this generation needs tbh

scoregasm:
“ crystal-shines:
“ What a delightful sleeping bag
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If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.
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Wear this and punch a woman who is cosplaying as brave heart.

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

Wear this and punch a woman who is cosplaying as brave heart.

renyouth:
“ not-mitchell:
“ blue-author:
“ soradiesinkh3:
“ autumnyte:
“ collapsed:
“ my hero
”
I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing...

renyouth:

not-mitchell:

blue-author:

soradiesinkh3:

autumnyte:

collapsed:

my hero

I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing her job. 

Now I can comfortably lol. 

god bless you lady cause these white ppl out of hand

If modern art is supposed to challenge the viewer by posing the question, “What is art, really?”, it needs to be prepared for viewers to answer that question.

Art: what is art, really?
Cleaning Lady: not this

The cleaning lady speaks for all of us