Silver Tongue

equalistmako:

killantro:

north carolina has some shit going on

I thought the question and the poll were connected and just sat here for a good solid 5 minutes trying to figure out why such a large portion of North Carolina thinks Hilary Clinton is walking around looking like Voldemort’s weird cousin

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Frozen and Tumblr

YOU’VE HEARD OF HANNAH MONTANA NOW GET READY FOR

aprofessionalfanboy:

waytoocooltobeamuggle:

waytoocooltobeamuggle:

Alexis Texas

ABORT ABORT I JUST GOOGLED ALEXIS TEXAS AND IT TURNS OUT SHE’S REAL AND SHE’S A FKN PORNSTAR

Never not reblog

Get ready for bucky kentucky

jwblogofrandomness:

allanime01:

caprediem:

tassiekitty:

samwinchesterswifipassword:

seriouslyamerica:

Seriously, Rugrats was not fucking around.

People don’t give Rugrats enough credit for how progressive it was. I mean think about it.

  • Chuckie, for most of the series is raised by a single father
  • Angelica’s mother was a high ranking corporate executive
  • Phil and Lil’s mom was a feminist 
  • She also breastfed them (which the show actually depicted)
  • Tommy is half-Jewish and the show actually explored this part of his heritage

Seriously, this show was fucking amazing!! They just don’t make ‘em like this anymore….

Also don’t forget that Chuckie had an interracial family after the second movie.

How are you guys forgetting Susie? I mean her mom was a doctor and her dad was a writer for a famous Children’s TV show. Not to mention Kimmie was anything BUT submissive.

Remember when they had episodes that hit hard to issues kids might be dealing with? Chuckie only had his Dad on Mothers Day, Tommy had to deal with being outshadowed by a new baby brother, Phil and Lil were constantly being mixed up and then they had a couple episodes where they each found that even as a twin they were their own people.
Man Rugrats was the shit.

And this was all from a series that was mainly focused on potty humor.

What if…

weekofamethyst:

lumathecreative:

At the end of the last episode of Steven Universe, you hear “Garnet? Garnet? Gaaarneeeet?” It’s Rose’s voice. She says, “So, what do you think, Garnet? Should I go to the concert?”

Garnet smiles and nods.

IT TOOK ME A FEW MINUTES BEFORE I GOT IT

SHIT

OH. WHY WOULD YOU.

Put your sign and your Harry Potter house

starsfallinreverie:

captainjamestklrk:

larrrrrrystylinson:

larrrrrrystylinson:

larrrrrrystylinson:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK 

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SOMEONE HELP. 

NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE 

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I PROMISE. 

I’M 1000% DONE.

“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI 

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DON’T. 

GO. 

CAGE. 

birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam

scarecrowinc93:

thehighbloodprince:

actually if the Kindergarten is in the United States then Amethyst is a US Citizen and is eligible to become President (x)

Vote for Amethyst 2016

Well she’s got my vote

Actually, all the gems have been on the US since before it was founded. they are more american than the founding fathers.

bittergrapes:

rainingrhinestones:

maevling:

cosmic-crystalss:

Furniture and interior made of malachite minerals.

“Why don’t I just bathe in bathtubs and shower stalls made entirely of MINERALS THAT ARE TOXIC WHEN WET????”

…oops

crimsonechidna:

When there’s a fly in your apartment.