caram3lk1ng:
“ i-hate-chick-fil-a:
“ quiteliterallyhotsauce:
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feitanswife:
“Canines are the charisma teeth buy my silence
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feitanswife:

Canines are the charisma teeth buy my silence

potoobrigham:

Defect. Part 3.

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Index.

  • I don’t know how bad Tumblr’s gonna compress these, so they’ll also be publicly available on my Patreon.

eternalfarnham:

val-tashoth:

val-tashoth:

Robes are stupid. My sorcerer dresses like Petyr Baelish.

To expand: if you are a mage, dress like a noble. Do not dress like a wizard. Pointy conical hat and sky-blue robes is medieval semaphore for “kill first and with extreme prejudice.” Tailored black silk over cloth-of-gold and studded with rubies says “Harmless, but valuable; ransom if possible or kill last.” 

If you dress like a noble, they’re not going to pay attention as you take a turn or two to back away from the melee and prepare yourself. The ruse is only broken when you reveal yourself, at which point 8d6 fire damage is screaming toward them at Mach Fuck anyway, so no big.

counterpoint: if you don’t get to dress like someone ran a magical thrift shop through a rototiller and frankensteined the pieces back together what’s the god-damned point of being a wizard

psht. look at this loser “wizard” cant even make enchanted clothes that look like whatever you want it to look like at a given moment

transorsino:

chocolateocaca:

No one will notice…

when did dark souls become dark prop hunt

theroseandthebeast:

zingoogniz:

zingoogniz:

itswalky:

wackd:

inbarfink:

wackd:

web-s:

I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.

he could remember that long password but not what any given electronic is called

Remembering the password is *useful*, rememebring the name of Goobers isn’t inherently so.

fair

the bit of animation where peter throws the monitor behind them as they run is basically my favorite thing

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he got that password by watching a mirrored reflection of her hands, through a grate in the ceiling.

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but still has to peck at the letters with single fingers

#listen the inherent core of any Spider-Man is a blend of hyper-competence and absolute chaotic disaster energy #this is just the middle-aged disaster version instead of the teenager disaster version (galwednesday)

gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

we’re playing budget quiplash in the discord server

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