Silver Tongue
Better get the pen ready

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U've discovered my secret, I'm actually a white hippo

thesweetadventuresofstrawberry:

demon-space-boi-deactivated2022:

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…..that also means your hippo butt is sweaty and sticky as hell…..ew 

You’re saying it like it’s not always like that. ;;;;( B)

Maybe fruit hippo sweats strawberry syrup?

sweet-poni:

where

where did

where did all of you come from

Go follow this nerd. She’s adorable and so is her art

filledoureyeswithstars:

joyceanfartboner:

profsycamore:

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

#i love this game i play it every time#ok ok#discord inducement#thats causing discord and strife in a group#ok cool#and#owl physiology#what the fuck??#im a fucking owl#im an owl who will make u hate ur friends#what the HELL is this (via oscarjulietsierra)

Mind control and bioelectric manipulation. I guess I control the electric impulses in the brain to plant thoughts and actions and if they manage to resist, I can put the electric impulses directly to their muscles.

doctorwhooves-on-demand:

Prepare for a crash landing!

kilalabunnies:

sixpenceee:

Hippo’s Sweat Red

The hippopotamus or hippo mystified ancient Greeks because it appeared to sweat blood. Although hippos do sweat a red liquid, it isn’t blood. The animals secrete a sticky liquid that acts as a sunscreen and topical antibiotic.

Initially, hippo perspiration is colorless. As the viscous liquid polymerizes, it changes color to red and eventually brown. Droplets of perspiration resemble drops of blood, although blood would wash away in water, while hippo perspiration sticks to the animal’s wet skin. (Source) 

thesweetadventuresofstrawberry

thesweetadventuresofstrawberry

sheriffsunshine:

danielkanhai:

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut

Gotta make sure it’s the quality stuff. You don’t want to get cheated.

fuluv:

tfw ur friend is venting and you have no idea what to say to make them feel better and you’re all like

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We gotta install microwave ovens
custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
we gotta move these color T.V.’s.

We gotta install microwave ovens

custom kitchen deliveries

We gotta move these refrigerators

we gotta move these color T.V.’s.