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Anonymous
Hey u nerd.
sweet-poni-deactivated20151104:
1. First impression: oh she’s… intelligent. Oh god. Oh no- Oh no she’s more intelligent than I am. Let’s - let’s not get in an argument with her- oh …oh gosh.
2. Truth is: qwq; you’re a huge sweetheart and I support you fully.
3. How old do you look: 19!
4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yes!
5. Have you ever made me mad: ….not…really? I’m not sure.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: uwu;;;;; ….. uwu;;;;;;;;;;;…. I think you are… ….. ….very…. ….veryattractive
8. You’re my: Deer-Mod!
9. Name in my phone: Diane!
10. Should you post this too? Yes~
I’ll do my thing on you now!
1. First impression: this person has a lovely art style. OH SNAP THEY ARE A HUGE DORK AND THT”S AWESOME
2. Truth is: You’re a good friend and if you were more available on skype I would talk to you more often.
3. How old do you look: 18 or 19 I think. I don’t think I’ve seen a pic of you recently.
4. Have you ever made me laugh: yup
5. Have you ever made me mad: Nope.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: No but in all fairness I’m not attracted to anyone. i do think you’re pretty.
8. You’re my: cannibal friend.
9. Name in my phone: Poni
10. Should you post this too? I’m reblogging from you.
Call me
sweet-poni-deactivated20151104:
Silver Tongue glanced over at her phone as she browsed Tumblr. Oh god. It was him.
“Aaaaaye-” She could smell the alcohol on his breath through the phone as she answered his call.
“Youuu…
you and me- we should… we should party tonight- We sh-”
“You know I don’t like doing those sorts of things. I’m hanging up now, Rochter.”“But Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilverrrrrrr. I want you to come along. Pleeeease”
“You’re already wasted at home. Why do you need to go out and interact with others? That’ll just get you arrested. Like last time.”
“Siiiiiiiilllver-”
“Goodbye, Rochter.” She shook her head and rolled her eyes at the same time. Silver huffed and ended the call, returning to tumblr. Only to receive a phone call once more.
Needless to say, she didn’t pick up. Maaaainly because Rochter had called her back. “For fuck’s sake.” She grumbled and tucked her phone away in a drawer, free from distractions finally.
Beautiful.
I've started documenting my problems at work. Today a customer yelled at me for not brining a drink he didn't order. It was an online order completely out of our control. We just make what is on the ticket.
How DARE you not be able to read their minds! GOD!
Where’s my drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp?! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT THIS WITHOUT MY DRINK?!
THAT’S LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED
PSA for Cosplayers: Cast Members at Disney Don’t Think You’re Awesome.
I’m a cast member (employee) at one of the US Disney Parks. Every year when the local anime conventions come into town we have a problem. Cosplayers love to come to the park and try to cosplay in the park.
WE CANNOT ALLOW THIS.
WE DO NOT ALLOW ANYONE OVER THE AGE OF 10 IN COSTUME
(Except at certain parks halloween parties)For whatever reason, there are cosplayers who think it’s some kind of badge of honor to get asked to leave. Or, they will pitch a fit and try to get reAds or merch from us for “interrupting their fun.”
Cosplayers have become slick about this. They know they will be turned away at the gate, so they will change in a washroom.
Do you understand WHY we can’t allow this?
Intellectual property is one reason. The other? Little kids may not be able to tell that you’re not the real Belle. And what if you’re some creepy who gets off on little kids who decided to dress up as Gaston? And kids are following you around???Please, get the word out!
Stop coming to the park in costume. Stop bringing your costumes into the park. You may think its awesome that people can’t tell you’re not a Disney employee but it makes it harder on those of us who work there!
And our managers have started arresting people for this! No more comps or reads or “oh, sorry I didn’t know.”
Just don’t do it, people.
I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe
Me too.
FFFFFFFFFucking hate Deadpool cosplayers. They think because they can put on a shit suit they can run around and act like an asstit.
Like 3% of Deadpool cosplayers have a viable personality under the suit
you do know this is D-Piddy right? he asks for consent before he does anything or even records anyone. He’s rlly funny while still being super chill and polite to the cosplayers and i wish more Deadpool cosplayers were like him
you do know this is D-Piddy right? he asks for consent before he does anything or even records anyone. He’s rlly funny while still being super chill and polite to the cosplayers and i wish more Deadpool cosplayers were like him
This is on my dash again, the girl cosplaying Elsa is my roommate, this guy came over to our house and talked this out with her and she agreed to do it and thought it would be hilarious.
Also, if that was a real groping she would cheerfully grab his balls and squeeze. Trust me.
Wait does that mean Daniel radcliff and p diddy held hands?
please don’t boycott “about ray”
trans men are nonexistent in the media anyway. a movie about a trans man getting low ratings is only going to show hollywood that nobody wants to watch anything about trans men– please please please don’t boycott it
Is there any reason people are boycotting it? You know one that doesn’t make me want to hit my head off a brick wall.
people want to boycott it because a cis girl is playing a trans man– considering there are ZERO professionally trained hollywood-ready trans man actors, and out of a cis girl and a cis man, a cis girl is the much better candidate for playing a pre-everything teenage trans boy; i think that’s an absolutely fine thing. everybody else seems to think it’s blatant transphobia, though. sigh.
Not to mention that even if there were professional “hollywood”-esque transmale actors, most if not all of them would be post-transition or would at the very least be uncomfortable playing a pre-transition transmale; Laverne Cox got her brother to play her pre-transition in OitNB. In terms of accuracy, and I hate to say this, but a cis girl would just visually make sense.
So people are getting up in arms about a girl playing a guy who identifies as being a girl?
this sounds suspiciously like the opening joke to NC’s Jupiter Ascending review
Edit: Got my terms confused
The thing is, having a trans person portraying a trans person would require them to go off hormones which can set them back in transition by years.
