Silver Tongue
anewmeforyou:
“ I’m not even a big fan of Miley but people need to realize this
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anewmeforyou:

I’m not even a big fan of Miley but people need to realize this

lanas-aphrontistery:

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

All the good faith that I had had had had no effect on the outcome of that sentence

yiffmaster:

charlesoberonn:

danisprites:

using the “:3c” emote automatically makes u a furry

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Sir if its not on the receipt that means you did not order it so don’t get mad at me for not bringing something you did not even order in the first place

post-teenager:

s/o to trans girls 

  • without boobs
  • with uneven boobs
  • with broad shoulders
  • with narrow hips
  • with deep voices
  • with facial hair
  • who can’t afford HRT/SRS
  • who don’t want HRT/SRS

You are absolutely unstoppable. 

theinkstainedknight:

i can kill yo short ass with my brain you fucking maple leaf don’t get got

kid:

My Childhood.

nominanescio:

joestoyes:

unironicallyenthusiasticknitter:

dafezgirl:

thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

loosescrewslefty:

I don’t think we talk enough about the fact that it was Queen Butterfly who chose this guy to help raise her daughter. She could have gotten Star a nanny or a governess, and it would have been far more proper, but instead she decided that Mr. ‘Teach-a-Toddler-to-snap-a-Teddy’s-neck’ was the right one to help watch after and teach Star. In fact, I’d even go as far as to wonder if maybe Queen Butterfly specifically asked him to make sure Star knew how to fight. Because I don’t buy for one second that the Queen didn’t realize her Princess was learning fighting techniques from somewhere, or that she wouldn’t have put a stop to it in a heartbeat if she didn’t want it happening.

What if Queen Butterfly was attacked herself at some point in her youth (Toffee, maybe?), and wasn’t able to fight them off without her wand, and so she wanted to make sure something similar didn’t happen to Star? But she wasn’t counting on Star relishing in violence as much as she does, or that she would actively seek out monsters to fight rather then just using her skills for self defense?

Also I demand we learn this guard’s name.

My theory is that she had a sister who she watched die and the queens sister was the spade.

✔💦🚶

demon-space-boi-deactivated2022:

✔ - Sexual Orientation

Bisexual

💦 - What makes you horny?

SILVER NO!!!

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Originally posted by animefanxgirl

🚶 - Are you single?

Depends on who’s asking

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That’s not fair, you cheated