Silver Tongue

luciand29:

believesinponds:

isabellyaches:

Elle Woods could lift Thor’s hammer

#what like it’s hard

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Fallout shelter?

More like Trying to keep my mr handys alive

Finally gonna sit down and watch star vs teh forces of evil

nerdyneko265:

bass-borot:

gothartwin:

thepioden:

sadgaywerewolf:

thepioden:

autisticshepard:

thepioden:

bagera69:

acaranalogy:

thepioden:

Ravenclaws probably have, overall as a house, the worst grades in the school tbh. 

i feel as though ravenclaws would have driven Hermione Granger up a wall they neVER DO THEIR HOMEWORK??? I though this was the smart house???? and Ravenclaws are like yeah kay but GET THIS DID YOU KNOW AN ANIMAGUS - but potions homework - who even CARES about potions right now I’m researching this COOLER THING uncouple the idea of ‘smart’ with the idea of ‘good at school’

I bet for the professors teaching Ravenclaws is like herding cats away from empty boxes.

Older Ravenclaws have finely honed the art of asking just the right argumentative questions to direct their teacher onto an entire-class-session-long tangent about something entirely irrelevant to the course material. 

Can you imagine Ravenclaws trying to overhaul the entire school system with Muggle ideas. Trying to figure out how to best teach people, more concerned with how people learn than what they’re learning.

“Why do we force people to learn things they aren’t interested in, we should create our own curriculum.”

“We should figure out everyone’s learning styles.”

“We need smaller class sizes.”

“No, no, wait, guys, what if we eliminated grades entirely.

Yeah, Ravenclaws would drive Hermione up the wall.

“Fire the whole staff and start over.”

“Present more opportunities for seventh-year independent research!”

“Why hasn’t anyone made magically modified calculators yet?”

“Why are we still using quills and parchment when pencils exist? Please explain.”

“I don’t want to enter the work force directly after school, what are my options for higher education? Is there magical university?”

“I don’t feel confident in my professor’s qualifications because she’s teaching me astrology but doesn’t know any facts about space beyond about the year 1764.”

Muggleborn Ravenclaws forming rogue study groups to teach other students chemistry and algebra and English literature, just imagine. 

“They call this the astronomy tower but we’re learning about the effects of Venus when it’s in the fourth house and the professor doesn’t believe Neptune is a planet I am really concerned.”

“Okay but what’s the oxidation state of Mandrake root in pepperup potion?”

“But can you apply differential calculus to arithmancy or not?“ 

“The portrayal of the witches in Macbeth has some pretty troubling implications, also, I don’t think their potion would have actually done anything.”

I can’t not reblog this holy frick

Hogwarts students reading Discworld.

Ravenclaw students bringing the wonders of the modern world to school. Such as a fucking flashlight or a typewriter, since all electronics die when they get near hogwarts
Honestly, I’ve always wondered why wizards, the more “advanced” ones lives in a world of candles, quill and parchment, and fireplace heating

Imagine the students working a way around the enchant that kills electronics and also figuring out a spell to keep the electronics fully charged and posting hogwarts selfies and making vines and some of the other wizards are amazed because despite that photographs move, they still don’t make noise. Only paintings do.

Imagine them making a youtube channel dedicated to interviewing various paintings and ghosts and peeves just uses it as an opportunity to jumpscare.

zackfair:

That specific scene in a videogame that no matter how many times you experience it, makes you as emotional as when you first played it

arachnidsgonad:

robouteguillimanvevo:

hate-thy-vidya:

slow-riot:

The 21st century is a nightmare. Nothing matters anymore. Frank Sinatra has a verified twitter account despite having been dead for almost two decades

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Ain’t that a kick in the head

Ring a ding ding, Baby

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berryciesta:

thatdrumcorpsguy:

m-arcanine:

thatdrumcorpsguy:

If it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time that means you should probably do it.

Time to fuck a blender

wait no

I love that it’s “wait no” as opposed to “WAIT NO” like you just kinda read it as:

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/stop_dont_come_back_willy_wonka.gif

typical skype chat
person 1: says something with a typo in it
person 1: repeats typo
person 1: corrects typo
person 2: SAYS TYPO IN ALL CAPS