chefpyro:

What Bernie Sanders isn’t: Perfect

What Bernie Sanders is: The best candidate you have, so unless you people want the right wing to win, I’d stop sabotaging your own side.

chefpyro:

I found the ice cream truck I was talking about three weeks ago.

chefpyro:

In my neighborhood there is a tiny ice cream truck that’s probably run by a dude named Mario since it says “Mario’s Ice Cream” and the logo that accompanies it is literally just Boo Mario from Super Mario Galaxy, with its tiny arms cut off and the M on the hat replaced with the words “Mario’s ice cream” in comic sans and the whole thing is plopped on top of an ice cream cone so it looks like a scoop of ice cream and i just… no, I’ll try to approximate what it looks like

This. This is what I see every time I need to get groceries. Every time, every single time, I have to cycle by this shit. It’s unavoidable. Mario’s ice cream cannot be stopped It is invincible

sweet-poni:

so after 3 month of only receiving one commission I have decided to follow a different career path.
I want to be a cook.
Baking. cooking. sweets and pizza and the like.

why? because you can turn down an artist, but you can’t turn down a cook.

And art can still be a hobby.

herzspalter:

A little story about my cat.

These were originally slightly animated gifs, but tumblr butchered the quality, so I can only present them to you as stills.

Can we have a survival horror game where you play as this cat?

kushandwizdom:

queensofo:

onyourtongue:

Lmaoooo guys watch this please

😂😂😂

The mums arm was twitching the whole time.. Hshahshagahaahaha

spookytotodile:

lebronlames:

spookytotodile:

racistmom:

hey what the heck is this from

a chill barbecue held by a rad family

im 100% sure this is a goosebumps book cover

no its a picture of a chill barbecue held by a rad family

It’s a family enjoying the last days the have before being sent off to the skeleton war.

rosexknight:

thatravenclawbitch:

freifraufischer:

Given how scared Ursula seems to be of Regina, saying she was far worse than Maleficent, you have to wonder how much spinning Rumple had to do to convince them that going to a town full of magic where the Evil Queen was mayor was a good idea.

Can we talk about Rumple’s broke ass cell phone? I know he’s literally a grandpa, but he has a grandpa phone. Can he even text with that?

I was gonna point out that he probably had to like buy a crappy pre-paid phone or whatever because he ws banished over the line but then I remembered that no, because Regina recognized the number and it was already loaded down.

So yeah there’s no excuse Rumple has a grandpa phone. But I feel like everyone on the show has a not-smart phone. Hook has one too right? Maybe it’s just an Enchanted Forest thing to not like the newest tech.

What if he just wants a phone that won’t break if you drop it

Pretty sure jontron is living in my vault