Silver Tongue

kelpiesnshit:

endgaem:

termanal-velocity:

surge991:

teatimeposts:

bagged-a-bazooka:

aceofheartsu:

10/10

What did he even say that’s gotten everyone so mad?

He basically said that he refused to condemn Rick/Morty because freedom of speech, and in infinite timelines there’s probably one where it IS fine.
Tumblr, of course, is taking this opportunity to jump down his throat.

People seem to confuse “I refuse to condemn because freedom exists” with “I actively condone this; lay it on me”

People can’t discern fantasy from reality.

I’d like to lay this out once again.

Portrayal doesn’t mean endorsement.

I LOVE RICK AND MORTY SO MUCH MORE NOW

This is fucking hilarious.

Not to mention the multiverse theory literally covers EVERYTHING

In one Rick is the grandchild and Morty is the grandpa, in one they’re the same age, in one we are rick and morty and they are watching us, in one babies are born full grown humans, and in one rick and morty are around the same age and somehow not related; literally every possible reality ever and in a lot of them yeah a relationship between rick & morty has the possibility to be healthy and loving like holy fuck.

mauridianhallow:

tiinysatan:

roachpatrol:

Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang.

Like, think about it: you’re given this nice little room and no objectives at all and when you open the door the guard says ‘stay in there’ so you wait and nothing happens and you open the door again and try and walk out and the guard pushes you back in and says things like ‘you’re our prisoner’ and ‘where are you going, you’re stuck here’ and ‘are you trying to meet your prince? he won’t ever get up THIS high’ and ‘get back inside before I get mad’. But you can pick up a vase of flowers, and you can swing it around. And the thing is all the guards are expecting the hero to be battling his way up, and all this one wimpy little guard at the top is posted to your room for is to push you back into your room, so you can smash him over the head because he’s just not expecting it, and then steal his weapons. And after that you find that the guards are always bigger and stronger than you—and they get bigger and stronger every level down—but you can generally manage to get the first shot in because they’re waiting for the hero, and you’re the princess. And maybe there’s puzzles and stuff too, but you have to solve them backwards, working your way along from end to start, because they’re all set up for the hero. And when you get the bottom and you have the fight of your life because the guards are massed up waiting for the hero, tons of them with awesome weapons and armor and spells and you think it’s the boss battle, but when they’re all dead and the final ground-level door is free to open the credits don’t roll.  And you realize there must be one more fight outside the doors, too, before you’re free, so you equip the best armor and weapons and potions you can find and go outside and you fight this one huge lone badass man on a badass horse in the sunlight. Then he’s finally defeated, and lying in the grass, and his horse is yours, and the credits still aren’t rolling. And you look at his corpse and you see he’s got a locket on, and in that locket is a picture of your face. 

And then you realize that that was the hero. 

And then the credits roll. 

what the fucking shit

I’d play this.

This would actually make a great point and click game. Like, have beautiful visuals and the actions you make during your escape would determine what kind of queen you end up being.

rogueandpeasantplayers:
“ douleurfraise:
“ Random Shakespeare/Othello Post
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lol
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rogueandpeasantplayers:

douleurfraise:

Random Shakespeare/Othello Post

lol

You Could Be Watching This Show Right Now if Network Execs Weren’t Stupid

jwblogofrandomness:

thehappysorceress:

dcwomenkickingass:

Lauren Faust just posted the concept work for a Superbest Friends Forever Series from 2012. 

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Oh, the agony.

THIS WAS GONNA BE A SERIES!

AUGH! YOU FOOLS!

CURSE YOU EXECUTIVES!!!

This already looks like it would be better than teen titans go.

intertwined-and-overrun:
“ bloganddice:
“ a-last-note-from-your-narrator:
“ cindehella:
“ I’ve been looking for this for far too long
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This is beautiful
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This.
This exact thing is the main reason why I can’t take Voldemort seriously.
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THIS IS...

intertwined-and-overrun:

bloganddice:

a-last-note-from-your-narrator:

cindehella:

I’ve been looking for this for far too long

This is beautiful

This.
This exact thing is the main reason why I can’t take Voldemort seriously.

THIS IS EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WANTED

Tom riddle was a huge fucking dork and that was his downfall. Like no joke, had anyone else killed Harry, Harry would have stayed dead. Voldemort was so bent on being the one to win that it led to his end.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

Notice this. Important reveal of the ghost Queen.

Go follow kingdoms-of-harmony
Smarty: [in a crowd and can't find GaLm] This calls for drastic measures.
Smarty: [uses his hands as a microphone]GALM SUCKS AT SPLATOON.
GaLm: [from across the room] YOU SUCK AT LIFE.
Smarty: There he is.