Silver Tongue

markiplier:

Hey guys,

This is a personal matter but it’s something that needed to be said. It probably should have been said a long time ago but as open as I am to you guys there are some things that I do like to keep out of the public eye. That being said, this is Jess!

Jess is one of my very best friends and for a large part of my time on YouTube she was also my girlfriend. Many of my favorite videos over the years were a direct result of her inspiration (The Impossible Let’s Play series, Markiplier Highlights, and numerous sketch videos.) You may also have spotted her cats in a few videos here and there! She’s an amazing and caring person who, in turn, made me a better person altogether. Unfortunately things didn’t work out in the long run but we’ve still stayed friends.

Now you may be wondering why I’m saying this now if things didn’t work out? Well, it’s mainly because there’s a lot of rumors that get spun behind closed doors that cause some unfair judgement to be made about people that don’t deserve it (i.e. Jess.) Bottom line is, she’s an incredibly talented person who deserves so much in life and I wish her nothing but the best. And it would mean the world to me if you could check out her YouTube channel and wish her the same. She’s just getting started in the Cosplay/YouTube/ASMR/Baking world and she could use a bit of encouragement!

Thanks for taking the time to read this, hope you have a wonderful day!

HER CHANNEL ►► https://www.youtube.com/saucycosplays

rosexknight:

GDI HAWKEYE

the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

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i now know why

We had one game that lasted 5 classes in english senior year. We had a paper and we each wrote down who had what properties and how much money. so we could continue the next day. We wrote out the numbers so whoever got to keep track of the paper couldn’t cheat.

Is this a real version of the “white suburban moms arguing on facebook?” I thought that was just a myth!

captainsnoop:

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

chefpyro:

Oh, gosh dang, I did it again.

flower-fawns:

this is honestly so important (x)

me and kilalabunnies

slagarthefox:

amemait:

just-shower-thoughts:

There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.

Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like to talk about it?

From John 12:49 ‘For I do not speak of my own Accord…’

That is brilliant and this post is an example of the right way to do religious jokes are are actually funny without being preachy nor offensive.