dapper-deoxys:

-no chill
-pokes nose in groudon and kyogres business
-shrek impersonator
-she ratchet
-fucking destroyed my meteor that shithead
-the fuck man it wasnt my fault
-u dont own earth u domesticated condom

-built up to be the most badass god but ends up being a chump
-dies in one hit by deoxys
-dies in one hit by the person who goes on and on about how badass he is

mariequitecontrarie:

trademarkednothing:

 Frollo and Quasimodo

Mother Gothel and Rapunzel

Frollo and Mother Gothel convince Quasimodo and Rapunzel that their lives are dependent on them. The two villains claim the outside world is a terrible place even though they know this is not true. They also constantly emotionally abuse their victims by implying their worthlessness and destroying their self-esteems. Quasimodo and Rapunzel sympathize with their captors and even believe their captors are protecting them and treating them with kindness. However, both captors are merely using and manipulating their victims for their own selfish purposes.

NOT:

The Beast and Belle

 Belle does not sympathize with the Beast when she is treated poorly. She becomes angry and leaves the castle, only returning by her own wish so that the Beast (who saves her) does not freeze to death. She does not respond nicely towards the Beast until he treats her with respect. In this situation, Belle has control and is not manipulated into feeling for the Beast, nor does the Beast treat her disrespectfully after the first night. While the Beast does have an underlying motive as to keeping Belle in his castle, he abandons this idea and sets her free to make her happy. If anything, this story is a case of Lima Syndrome where the captor starts to sympathize with the victim.

Check out this post which refocuses the purpose of Beauty and the Beast from merely (and wrongly) being about Stockholm Syndrome to it’s original purpose.

Preach it.

I find it interesting that both my college classes ended with the option to risk my B for an A. As in, if I tried for an A and failed, I would get a C. And both classes I stuck with my B.

b1pp3r:

donutdemon30:

i fucking laughed so hard

#fun fact: i didnt know what a nuclear family was when first watching this episode so i was actually steven at this part

Not gonna lie, if they just told connies parents that stevens mother died during childbirth, I am pretty sure they would understand.

stumpstiel-wentzchester:

mykaobering:

Sometimes when I’m feeling down I like to remind myself that once, on /v/, I sang A Whole New World, as Jigglypuff, with a guy doing a solid impression of Professor Oak.

I LOST IT WHEN THE FUCKING POKEMON STARTED SINGING

dapper-deoxys:

spooky spaghetti

Frightening Fettuccine

lolopan-cake:

Is all the time

one with a collar, turtle neck?

snartdonyx:

cottoncandylion

Ice Bear probably has a better understanding of the american people and he’s been living in a cave his whole life.

ilovein-n-out:

micdotcom:

The Girl Scouts of Western Washington were probably really excited to receive a $100,000 donation in the mail earlier this spring. Unfortunately, that gift came with a caveat. "Please guarantee that our gift will not be used to support transgender girls. If you can’t, please return the money.” So they did.

But instead of getting discouraged, the girls launched an Indiegogo campaign, and have raised WAY more than that original donation.

ive been looking for this post!!! i was a proud girl scout for 9 yrs<333

death-limes:

pearlmethyst-boops:

This is a kid that I met when I was teaching Vacation Bible School at my church last week.

I ran into him when I was going into our activity center and took notice of the gem he had placed on his forehead that he’d gotten because for the craft we made crosses that we could put these plastic gems on and we had a lovely conversation.

Me: Hey I like your gem.
Kid: Why thank you, I bet you don’t know what show it’s from.
Me: Steven Universe.
Kid: Ah! You guessed it, but you probably don’t know what character has this gem.
Me: Pearl.
Kid: Ah! You’ve answered all my questions, you must have the future vision of Garnet.
Me: I do. My girlfriend absolutely adores Pearl, we’re basically a real life Ruby and Sapphire.
Kid: Really!?!?! You are Garnet!!!
Me: Yeah I suppose so.
Kid: Pearl is my favorite.
Me: Mine is Amethyst, in fact it’s also my birthstone.
Kid: Pearl is the smartest, most perfect, prettiest, and best gem there is - if I was a girl I’d marry her.
Kid: *laughs* I like the way you think.

I thought it was the coolest thing that this boy found my lgbt relationship perfectly normal (especially since this was a religious function) and that he was so attached to this non-binary, identified female, lesbian character - it proves that Steven Universe isn’t just effecting young girls (and us too, but I’m talking about the target audience), but also teaching boys that like a female character is completely normal and that girls can be kick ass too.

The effect this show is having on the younger generation makes me so happy.

my favorite part of this is him saying “if i was a girl i’d marry her”

this kid recognizes that Pearl has a preference for females and is not only okay with it, but respects it

four for you, kid

This kid is going places. This is why teaching kids from an early age that LGBT is okay and to respect peoples preferences because that’s easier than unteaching homophobia and the kids will be the ones who decide laws one day.