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guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay….but we gotta know she’s Female, do u understand? ….she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara…smooth chest that sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got titties even tho she’s a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife
Don’t forget that they consider themselves cousins
“You need to look up the Berenst#in Bears problem.”
It was this innocent comment left on a post about parallel universes that first pulled by Rob Schwarz of Stranger Dimensionsinto one of the internet’s strangest theories. It involves The Berenstein Bears,a loving family of anthropomorphized bears who taught children life lessons via hundreds of picture books and two TV shows. But the problem is they aren’t The Berenstein Bears, they’re The Berenstain Bears.
Though a startling number of people remember the name as BerenstEin, it’s in fact spelled BerenstAin, just like the authors Stan and Jan Berenstain. But is it possible that so many people are just wrong about the title? Back in 2012, blogger Reeceoffered up another explanation: Some of us have recently crossed over from a parallel universe.
He argues:
… at some time in the last 10 years or so, reality has been tampered with and history has been retroactively changed. The bears really were called the “BerenstEin Bears” when we were growing up, but now reality has been altered such that the name of the bears has been changed post hoc.
Somehow, we have all undergone a π/2 phase change in all 4 dimensions so that we moved to the stAin hexadectant, while our counterparts moved to our hexadectant (stEin). They are standing around expressing their confusion about the “Berenstein Bears” and how they all remember “Berenstain Bears” on the covers growing up.
Those who remember the name as “Berenstain” are native to this “A” Universe, while those who are sure it’s “Berenstein” traveled over from the “E” Universe.
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This is… fucked up
can I go back to the “E” universe I wanna know if my life is better over there
Wait, the crossover to the parallel world happened in 2012? THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT!
Don’t send my friends hate for my opinion. I’m the one who said it and I’m the one you should direct your hate towards.
Not gonna lie, I am not a fan of people making characters out to be trans. Like, when people say dipper or lars is trans, it feels more like they want them to be special snowflakes. Part of it is because they don’t face any of the troubles that trans people actually face and part of it is because more often than not, the people who come up with these theories are not trans and are only writing these from an outside view.
Dipper isn’t trans. Lars isn’t trans. Danny Fenton isn’t trans. It kinda hurts when people insist that they are without knowing what it’s actually like to be trans.
^ This. Thank you.
I’m gonna go ahead and add to this. I’ve had this thought in my mind for a while but as a cis/het I was scared of getting any hate.
But ya know what? Screw it.
It’s so sad to me that characters can’t just be characters that break stereotypes anymore.
Oh Danny Fenton wears a shirt to the pool and doesn’t wanna be touched in the chest so he must be binding and trans. Not just ya know…himself.
Oh Haruhi from Ouran Host Club can pass as a guy and flirt with girls and isn’t girly. So she must be trans. Oh Tamaki from the same thing is flamboyant. He must be trans too. Yep. They can’t just be themselves.
Look, I have no problem with homosexual or transgender subtext. Really I don’t. What I do have a problem with is people acting like their headcanon is fact when it’s not. Because we don’t know what the creative intent was until it’s revealed by the creators.
So can we all just let characters be characters and stop trying to make them special snowflakes?
It puts stereotypes on a touchy subject for a lot of people. It’s almost painful to listen to the reasons for these headcanons.
Some of them are like KINDA valid? Like I can sorta see the Danny Fenton one? But so far all the ones I’ve seen are just…not good.
Okay, but can we also consider that they’re just harmless headcanons?
And there’s hardly any canon trans/nb characters in existence for people to relate to, and there’s literally nothing that says these characters AREN’T trans.
They’re just headcanons, if you aren’t on board with them, fine, but there’s not really anything wrong with supporting the headcanon either….
And coming from someone who’s nonbinary, I love headcanons like that. Makes me feel a little more validated, yknow? Less alone? Gives me something to relate to?
Headcanons aren’t a problem unless you start insisting they’re canon and disrespecting other people’s opinions on it.
No I know I’m not saying headcanon a are the problem. Because I like headcanons too. I have a problem when people don’t accept that they ARE headcanons, and then the headcanons are basically there because of bad stereotypes, such as someone just not being girly or whatever.
I’m all for headcanons like this and seeing nonbinary characters, but some people just need to chill about them and accept that it IS just a headcanon…
I’m cool with Headcanon too but not when it’s based on bad evidence that perpetrates stereotypes.
The hippo prizes from that give away awhile go I’ll do more one day, but right now I’m in a real bad place with depression and blah blah blah you guys don’t care about that, just take ye hippos.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
