this makes my heart acheSilverstein always has been, and always will be my favorite poet because he doesn’t even need words in his poem to make people open their eyes.
Dear shitty coworker
When I say stop pressing random buttons on the register while I’m taking a customer’s order over the phone, that means stop pressing random buttons on the register because I’m taking a customer’s order over the phone
asexuals are part of the queer community pass it on
if u are cis and heterosexual/romantic u are not queer, so being ace/aro essentially does not make u queer
ASEXUALS ARE PART OF THE QUEER COMMUNITY PASS IT ON
ASEXUALS ARE PART OF THE QUEER COMMUNITY PASS IT ON
If you could have any friend as a pet. Who is it and what animal would they be?
hoofprint-is-spooky and he would be a dog.
… I’m not sure how I would feel about being a pet. I’d be PSYCHED to be a dog, though the eating kibble would take some time getting used to.
Being my dog means you get belly rubs and scritches behind the ear.
Male writer: This female character that I’m writing has a deep dark secret.
Male writer: Something so horrible that she can’t tell a soul…
Male writer: This female character has literally the saddest back story anyone could ever imagine and no man could ever love her because of it and she cries herself to sleep every single night because she’s such a monster.
Male writer: She’s……………… infertile.
Okay no. Her dark secret was what she had to do to just to get into the assassin league. You know, expecting people when she was just a kid. Her being infirtle wasn’t why she called herself a monster it was because all the people she killed without remorse.
Stanley: I lost my brother years ago
Ford: (from the other room) QUIT TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD
Stanley: Sometimes I can still hear his voice
If you could have any friend as a pet. Who is it and what animal would they be?
hoofprint-is-spooky and he would be a dog.
