Silver Tongue

arssolum:

arssolum:

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

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fuck you charmin i didnt ask

yatahisofficiallyridiculous:
“ god-damn-demetria:
“ When you raised your kid right
”
You can say whatever the fuck you want about Angelina, but she is a world class mother and human being.
”

yatahisofficiallyridiculous:

god-damn-demetria:

When you raised your kid right

You can say whatever the fuck you want about Angelina, but she is a world class mother and human being.

did-you-kno:
“Here’s how:
Source
”

did-you-kno:

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Here’s how:

Source

A Friendly Reminder

thetimelordwizard:

pilgrimkitty:

wait-till-they-hear-about-this:

damionaerynstarr:

wait-till-they-hear-about-this:

- Deadpool is insecure
- Deadpool has chronic pain
- Deadpool is submissive in bed
- Deadpool is pansexual
- Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
- Deadpool is a blonde
- Deadpool’s initials are WWW
- Deadpool had an abusive father
- Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
- Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
- Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
- Deadpool had a daughter
- Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
- Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
- Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
- Deadpool is good with kids
- Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
- Deadpool hates himself
- Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
- Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
- Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

Let’s not forget:

- Deadpool knows sign language
- Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can
- Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before
- Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm
- Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable
- Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times
- Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving
- Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce”
- Deadpool bought diapers for Hope
- Deadpool has a dog
- Deadpool didn’t become like his dad
- Deadpool is a good person

- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds 
- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time 
- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros”
- Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.

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rosexknight:

doscoon:

slimejen:

ebilflindas:

AND SHARK FIN FLIPPERS FOR TORPEDO POWER

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS DRAGGING THESE COMMERCIALS OUT THE GODDAMN GRAVE???

This should be a cosmetic set for the Scout

OMG I HAD THIS THO!!

letshareapapou:

deanwinchesterackles:

bookjunkie26:

lumos5000:

bookjunkie26:

bookjunkie26:

When shows come off their hiatus

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Fandoms

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Writers/actors

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this is the best thing i’ve seen all day

Season Finales

Writers:

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Fandoms:

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OMFG it’s back on my dash

THIS IS THE BEST THING OMG, THE DAISIES

lick-a-richie:

sammneiland:

no matter how many times i see this scene, it never ceases at making me laugh out loud.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FUCKING HARD I AM LAUGHING AT THIS RIGHT NOW

afloydianslip:
“ fencehopping:
“ Electron microscope video of a needle on a vinyl record.
”
H O W
like you can tell me all you want how the sound is stored in the grooves but fucking H O W
HOW DOES THAT GET INTO THE NEEDLE
HOW ARE THE VIBRATIONS...

afloydianslip:

fencehopping:

Electron microscope video of a needle on a vinyl record.

H O W 

like you can tell me all you want how the sound is stored in the grooves but fucking H O W 

HOW DOES THAT GET INTO THE NEEDLE

HOW ARE THE VIBRATIONS TURNED INTO MUSIC THAT YOU CAN HEAR???

H O W

Sound is just vibrations in the air. By making tiny grooves and having the needle vibrate at a certain way, it will make sound which then goes through the gramaphone which amplifies the sound to an audible level maybe? Or maybe it turns the vibration into electical waves and then into sound? Those are the only ways I can think.