locktobre:

mysteryandcheekbones:

locktobre:

how can Superman go to court and have his face plastered all over the news and nobody turn to Clark Kent and be like you know what you look just like this guy

like please tell me that’s gonna come up

That is preposterous.

Clark Kent wears glasses

Clark Kent’s gonna take off his glasses to clean them or something and someone in the office is gonna scream and say he looks like Superman and he’s like huh as he puts his glasses back on and they’re gonna be like oh never mind I guess

Clark Kent isn’t superman, he’s just a reporter. Why would superman need a job as a reporter?

katie-kat94:

pleatedjeans:

via

The rare moment when YouTube comments go right.

standbyyourmantis:

muchtoocynical:

communismkills:

Hey remember when Bernie Sanders said women fantasize about rape?

Hey remember when Hillary Clinton defended a rapist?

Hey.

What’s that “rape culture” you guys said you were against?

for anyone who sees this, some clarification

sanders’ quote is from a satirical 1972 essay he wrote that examined sexual dynamics between men and women, and he used such extreme language (he also said men prefer tied up women) to help more clearly draw contrasts between male and female sexuality

and “defended” here means “was legally obliged to defend her client in a court of law because that’s her duty as a public defender” even though she did request to be taken off that case in particular way back in 1975

although I know a fair portion of tumblr has already written off Hillary due to, y'know, doing her job and it’s only a matter of time before sanders’ essay gets passed around and taken out of context too

regardless I’d bet that sanders and Clinton have much more pro-women voting stances than literally any of the 18 republican candidates (trump and Carson notwithstanding) despite these out-of-context instances that occurred 40 years ago

Welp, signal boost the shit out of THAT reply.

You don’t get to choose who is good, only who is best. And right now, Sanders is best.

ceeblathers:

ceeblathers:

ceeblathers:

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

Nothing feels better than pointing air conditioning directly on your crotch

twistedviper:

kyoukomami:

people being interested in my oc

people asking in-depth questions about my oc

thekawaiiipoop:

trinathewolf:

You can make anyone sound like a childish and horrible person by exaggerating what they originally said and adding a stupid “uwu” face at the end.

You can make anyone sound like a childish and horrible person by exaggerating what they originally said and adding a stupid “uwu” face at the end. uwu  

kevvinn:

caspertheprince:

splintercellconviction:

dorkly:

Post-Apocalyptic Scooby Doo Gang

“And I would’ve gotten away with the nuclear war too, if not for you meddling kids!”

I was about to make a joke about the fact that Scooby isn’t present until the horrified realisation that they probably killed and ate him to survive hit me and it suddenly wasn’t funny any longer

Ruh-roh.

Ruh-roh

extremehomestuckshipping:

koreandrawer:

Yeah so there was a pumpkin on fire in my science class today

tHE SKELETONS HAVE A NEW ENEMY

The skeleton war continues

jwblogofrandomness:

I now hate Teen Titans Go with a burning passion. 

Is it because they made beast boy a complete moron or robin a Christian grey esqu creep or made Tara a manipulative bitch or the fact that the characters are just offensive caricatures of themselves?