Silver Tongue

elliotoille:

pokemon battles in the anime probably shouldn’t be like how they are in the games

<p> <b>Dad talking about a feed the beast mod pack:</b> I want to build a quarry before I have the power or storage to actually use it because I don't want to go out and mine for the materials to create the other stuff<p/><b>Me:</b> oh gee, its almost like while half the game is about crafting, the other half is built around mining<p/></p>

ofools:

Me: [doesn’t talk about OCs]
Me: [expects people to automatically know and be interested in them anyway]

therealjacksepticeye:

patydin:

By Kosperry

This is super fricken cool!

doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

guy

guys…look what we did :D

hoofprint-is-spooky
kelpiesnshit:
“ This had to be the two easiest pairings. The one on the left is Fancy Pants kid and he likes electroswing and classic brass while the one on the right is Shining Armors kid and he likes cadences (lel) and rock & roll.
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kelpiesnshit:

This had to be the two easiest pairings. The one on the left is Fancy Pants kid and he likes electroswing and classic brass while the one on the right is Shining Armors kid and he likes cadences (lel) and rock & roll.

adurot:

egophiliac:

you ever just read something and be like “YES I NEED TO DRAW THIS”?

so I saw a reblog of a bunch of “SU episodes I desperately want” (this post by placentalmammal), got as far as “Ronaldo encounters Jasper, is immediately smitten“, and then this just sort of happened. I don’t think I actually ship it but I’m always up for drawing Jasper’s hips!

(she stole his glasses too)

(’cause she’s evil)

Florida is Atlantis. I like it.

In the alternate history of Su, florida DID actually break off and fall into the ocean.

therealraewest:

Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

That would be the best

adurot:

quillreplies:

adurot:

I always loved how you weren’t allowed to have wallet chains over a certain length in high school because they could be used as a weapon, but then they give us these giant text books that individually could easily be used to bludgeon someone death. More over you get like half a dozen of them and carry them around in a backpack.

you talk as if a bag full of heavy shit wasn’t used directly as a weapon by many teens.

No that was exactly my point. School would list these things they banned because they could potentially be used as weapons, and then mandate every student carry around a fucking flail.

Bruh, you could shank people with pencils.