novellaqueen:

I WANT GAY ROMANTIC COMEDIES GOD DAMN IT I AM SO TIRED OF THE ONLY GAY MOVIES BEING DRAMATICALLY SAD BECAUSE THEYRE GAY AND SOMEONE HAS AIDS OR SOMEONES A COWBOY OR SOMEONE DIES GIVE ME YOU’VE GOT MAIL WITH TWO WOMEN GIVE ME SIXTEEN CANDLES WITH TWO BOYS GIVE ME SOMETHING

Rock of ages. Two of the main characters realize they’re gay for each other and work together to fight of a bunch of prudes who want to shut down their bar.

misereres:

pornosophical:

jzanity1010:

dbvictoria:

More Disney Parks facts here

TREASURED GUEST

But how could you leave out this

gg-rain:

portlybibliophile:

doodlebonez:

lord-commander-shinigami:

We are.. The Crystal Gems

OoO!!!!

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* NOW THIS IS QUALITY SHIT, GOOD SHIT, HELL YEAH!

YEAAHH FUCK YEAH !!!!

Yeeeees I really do want jasper and peridot to get redemption and join the crystal gems because this would be so awesome

annalisekeatting:

procrastimonium:

gracielovesjesus:

misterelguapo:

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.

I love the part where this post never mentioned Christians but you saw the word homophobe and jumped to your own defense anyways.

doctorwhyyy:

“problematic skinny alien with self esteem issues who cries for rose”

obscuruslupa:

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

Mr Krabs canonically served in the navy and fought in a war but we know nothing about that

if we go by his drivers lisence

krabs was born in 1942. the youngest he could have possibly been to serve in the military is 18 which he wasnt until 1960. bikini bottom uses US currency so we can safely say he lives in united states territory.

we can safely deduce krabs fought in vietnam

thanks, tumblr

He was also born towards the end of the great depression which would explain his understanding the value of a dollar. After what his parents went through, he was probably taught to always save as much as he can. It would also explain his distrust of banks considering banks were one of the things that lead to the great depression that his mother would have lived through.

feelingreallyfeeling:

That one time Princess Leia fought Prince Charles with their lightsabers on Tatooine.