Silver Tongue

actuallykylekallgren:

Never have a character in the movie review the movie.

Clint is the realest hero there is. One time he made the ultimate sandwich and when jarvis was all “hey, there’s a huge thing falling from the sky and someoen needs to investigate” he was like “can’t tony or thor or hulk do it?” and jarvis was like “they’re busy at the moment” and he was like “but I just made my sandwich”

officialkeikoandgilly:
“dreamofserenity626:
“ apollonui:
“ I, “The Vengeful King of the Seas”, made this myself because I was bored.
”
The Black Dragon of the South.
”
The Black Spirit of the Seas. I can get behind that.
”
Lucky. I got blue dwarf of...

officialkeikoandgilly:

dreamofserenity626:

apollonui:

I, “The Vengeful King of the Seas”, made this myself because I was bored.

The Black Dragon of the South.

The Black Spirit of the Seas. I can get behind that.

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Lucky. I got blue dwarf of the east

Me: so what's your opinion on five nights at Freddy?
Date: it's just an excuse for jump scares and the developers just made them for the money.
Me stuffing breadsticks into my purse: sorry, I have to go like right now.
Would that mean Octavia layed an egg

hollllow:

No he was born a giant foal sized cry baby

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Octavia had to give birth to him prematurely and via surgery

CRACK SHIP BABIES ARE ADORABLE

kelpiesnshit:
“Don’t be fooled, she’s one being making 3 different faces at one time. She’s got wings but she’s too bulky to fly, she likes beating Kick up and she can run faster than her mum can.
”
Oh my god that’s adorable

kelpiesnshit:

Don’t be fooled, she’s one being making 3 different faces at one time. She’s got wings but she’s too bulky to fly, she likes beating Kick up and she can run faster than her mum can.

Oh my god that’s adorable

adurot:
“Beef Medalions by www.Oglaf.com
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adurot:

Beef Medalions by www.Oglaf.com

maggins:

Inspired by equnep’s edits~ (this one in particular)

norulesnobras:
“ tyler-blogs:
“ girlmariano:
“ highschoolhottie:
“ dont-kill-the-kennedys:
“ myonlyphenomenon:
“ I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes
”
That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like
” ”
Being out in the ocean is...

norulesnobras:

tyler-blogs:

girlmariano:

highschoolhottie:

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

myonlyphenomenon:

I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes

That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like

Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because when you look really far out you can kind of see how the Earth is rounded out. It looks like a few miles ahead you’re just gonna fall off or something.

Also fun trick: if ur on mobile, double tap zoom in and slide the picture side to side. It looks like you’re actually there looking left to right

DO THAT DO IT RIGHT NOW

kelpiesnshit:
“Crack ship lovechild.
Octavia would try to raise him as a civil, mannered young man but he’d be a total jackass and rebel until he grew up.
He’d want to be a musician like Aunt Vinyl, not like mom and he’d be a kleptomaniac and a...

kelpiesnshit:

Crack ship lovechild.

Octavia would try to raise him as a civil, mannered young man but he’d be a total jackass and rebel until he grew up.

He’d want to be a musician like Aunt Vinyl, not like mom and he’d be a kleptomaniac and a prankster, often skirting his chores to play videogames.

I’m in love with a crackship baby.

nealcassiddys:

swanfire appreciation week // day 1: moment you fell in love with them

“go, we got lucky.” “…we?”

Never forget the yellow bug