Silver Tongue

dapper-deoxys:

wakey wakey eggs and tentacles

emptyb0dies:
“ bennyslegs:
“ aquamod:
“ xatu-apperatu:
“ masterofkarateandfriendship:
“ Cats of the Apocalypse
”
for the record these are amazing
”
Death is most peaceful. I find it sobering.
”
MARY
I SWEAR YOU REBLOG THIS ONCE A DAY
GOD BLESS...

emptyb0dies:

bennyslegs:

aquamod:

xatu-apperatu:

masterofkarateandfriendship:

Cats of the Apocalypse

for the record these are amazing

Death is most peaceful. I find it sobering.

MARY

I SWEAR YOU REBLOG THIS ONCE A DAY

GOD BLESS YOU

GOD BLESS YOU MARY

deep-sea-prince:
“ a-random-mod:
“ deep-sea-prince:
“ THAT IS ICE INSIDE MY AC, YOUD THINK MY ROOM WOULD BE COOL RIGHT? FUCK NO ITS AN INFERNO IN THERE, MY AC CANNOT SUCK IN AIR, ITS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE HOW DID THIS HAPPEN????
”
Ice clogged the AC...

deep-sea-prince:

a-random-mod:

deep-sea-prince:

THAT IS ICE INSIDE MY AC, YOUD THINK MY ROOM WOULD BE COOL RIGHT? FUCK NO ITS AN INFERNO IN THERE, MY AC CANNOT SUCK IN AIR, ITS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE HOW DID THIS HAPPEN????

Ice clogged the AC maybe?

That much I get, what I don’t get it how the ice got there in the first place

Ac is cold? It probably accumulated there during the colder weather or during the month of nonstop rain we had.

deep-sea-prince:
“ THAT IS ICE INSIDE MY AC, YOUD THINK MY ROOM WOULD BE COOL RIGHT? FUCK NO ITS AN INFERNO IN THERE, MY AC CANNOT SUCK IN AIR, ITS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE HOW DID THIS HAPPEN????
”
Ice clogged the AC maybe?

deep-sea-prince:

THAT IS ICE INSIDE MY AC, YOUD THINK MY ROOM WOULD BE COOL RIGHT? FUCK NO ITS AN INFERNO IN THERE, MY AC CANNOT SUCK IN AIR, ITS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE HOW DID THIS HAPPEN????

Ice clogged the AC maybe?

adurot:
“ probablyfakeblonde:
“ Return of Harmony print for BronyCon and Nightmare Nights 2015
This piece is based off of an older piece of mine from 2012
”
Where’s her beard…
”
Look at discords brush

adurot:

probablyfakeblonde:

Return of Harmony print for BronyCon and Nightmare Nights 2015

This piece is based off of an older piece of mine from 2012

Where’s her beard…

Look at discords brush

edwordoh:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Skeleton War 2014

SKELETON WAR 2015 IS COMING FUCKBOIS

A Pet store PSA

centchi:

acquaintedwithrask:

its-just-a-phage:

Don’t put your hands in cages!

Dont put your hands in cages!

Dont let your kids put their hands in the cages!

This also applies to aquariums, and In one case I saved someone from losing a finger

Here’s how it happened:

It all started with this little guy

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(In this picture he was pissed off because I gave him two mussels, but I gave the remaining ones to other fish)

Hes a porcupine puffer, a notoriously food oriented saltwater fish.

Our tanks have black wooden ‘flaps’ that the employees can lift up to get inside the tanks. This keeps customers from reaching into them, and also keeps jumping fish Inside the tanks. 

Enter stage left- sorority girl and dudebro boyfriend. 

I walk back to the tanks to ask if they need anything, and lo and behold, sorority girl had lifted up the flap and is starting to reach into the tank towards a puffer that is snapping at the glass and swimming back and forth so quickly that water is splashing out of the tank and onto the floor.

So naturally I yell “STOP, DONT TOUCH THAT”  and she retracts her hand. And I quickly explain that puffers, and especially 12 inch basketball sized puffers have incredibly strong jaws and sharp teeth, and he can easily mangle, break, or eat a finger thinking it was food. 

Then I have to listen to her boyfriend yell at me for fifteen minutes about how we shouldn’t have dangerous animals and he would have sued if his girlfriend was hurt. 

And I just calmly walk him over to the sign (posted five feet away) that says “do not touch tanks or tap on glass. An Employee would be happy to assist you!”, before telling him that In all of the years I have worked in pet stores I have never had a child attempt to open a tank, much less someone who was supposed to be an adult. 

TL;DR Bird, fish, reptile, whatever- DO NOT OPEN THE CAGES IN A PET STORE OR REACH INSIDE THEM. 

why would it even cross anyone’s mind to do this?  Like why girl?  What are you gonna do?  Pet the fish?  What the fuck?

Seriously! What the fuck? It doesn’t even matter that it was a pissed off puffer fish! Why would you even consider touching a fish? FISH AREN’T MEANT TO BE PETTED. YOU WANNA PET AN ANIMAL? GO PET A KITTEN. BUT NOT BEFORE ASKING AN EMPLOYEE FOR HELP, BECAUSE EVERY ANIMAL IS DIFFERENT AND NEEDS TO BE HANDLED CORRECTLY. HOLY SHIT.

Aren’t pufferfish known for being very poisonous? Why the fuck would someone try to pet a spikey ball of death?

Taco Bell cures diabetes
should i be using condoms or birth control to prevent pregnancy?
Anonymous

nillyandthefunkybunch:

feminerdism:

plannedparenthood:

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The Planned Parenthood tumblr has probably been waiting a very long time to use that gif.

I AGREE 1,000%

therealjacksepticeye:

jackcutieye:

IM JUCKSEPTICEUE

God dammit felix!