Silver Tongue
tastefullyoffensive:
“ …if it weren’t for those meddling kids.
”

tastefullyoffensive:

…if it weren’t for those meddling kids.

she-devil-kotie:

rockytoad:

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Sexualities! Sorry if I missed any!

THIS IS EXTREMELY HELPFUL BECAUSE I NEVER KNEW LIKE HALF OF THESE THANK YOU

HOLY SHIT IT HAS AUTOCHORISSEXUAL

Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
Senior: I don't know.
Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.
My penis cannot get erect
Arin Hanson
The butler obviously

The butler obviously

thankyoucorndog:

it’s been 400 years since this game came out and i still hate this part

leavetheknockercrooked:

katiegeewhiz:

Characters from the first pitches!!! This is inspiring.

Omg Tina was a guy

Dear coworker
don’t be a bitch and clock me out on your delivery when I’m 2 minutes away from getting out of here

Why it takes me long to reply.

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

me: *sees own post*

me: same

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