Silver Tongue

myself-wasneverenoughforme:

mscomrade:

opaldreamcave:

I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.

“I want the tacos with the hard shells”
Me:“ ma'am we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour tortilla or soft corn tortilla”
“Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?”
Me:“no, ma'am, we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or corn tortillas”
“Flour or corn? So…which ones are the hard ones?”
-.-.-.-
“Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn’t taste right.”
“Uh sir we don’t have a salad bar. That’s the decorative kale for our salsa bar. It’s not meant to be eaten”
“Well if it’s not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!”
“Sir, it’s decorative. We aren’t serving it.”
-.-.-.-
“What’s this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!”
“Sir that’s the tax, it’s 5% in our state.”
“No you’re trying to steal from me, I’ll have you fired!”
“Sir, it says right there that it’s the tax.”
-.-.-.-

Good god the list could go on forever

dapper-deoxys:

This is the worst thing I’ve ever drawn yet I don’t regret it

PSSSSSST.

yolanda-be-coool:

americanbreadsticks:

BERNIE SANDERS IS POLLING BETTER THAN THE TOP 3 REPUBLICANS NATIONALLY

BERNIE SANDERS IS THE ONLY CANDIDATE FROM BOTH PARTIES WHO HAS A FAVORABLE RATING IN THE EARLY VOTING STATES

BERNIE SANDERS IS ELECTABLE PASS IT ON

Bernie Sanders is still trailing Hillary by 40 points.  Do not get complacent. Do not take the above information as “well he’s polling well so everything’s okay!” he is still not projected to take the Democratic nom. so PLEASE keep spreading the word and  keep supporting his campaign and get him into office

WE
Anonymous

officialkeikoandgilly:

Are the Crystal

And Steven

Yay for you!

patch notes: Silver 1.2.0

  • jiggle physics added
  • euphoria increased
  • better AI
Warden, you're one of the raddist nerds I've had the pleasure of being friends with

wardenasksthings:

I’m a hellraiser with a heart of gold?

More like a heart of copper. Always behind the scenes and sometimes gone unappreciated but ultimately more durable and without you, a lot of things wouldn’t exist.

wallylock:
“ sashaforthewin:
“ I’m starting to see why people get confused by me…
”
how did you do that
”
Has science gone too far?

wallylock:

sashaforthewin:

I’m starting to see why people get confused by me…

how did you do that

Has science gone too far?

0varian-cyst:

mellowmegaroni:

i regret nothing

I’m so fucking sick of this meme lmao

thewinchestersandthedoctor:

ineffably-crowley:

badwolfonbakerstreet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice

#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM

B E A M A N

THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I SING MULAN

S W I F T ASA C O U RSING R I V E RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Thus Began the Rein of the Millennials

deafine:

klavierr:

theliberaltony:

theinvisible-girl:

official-arnie-nutts:

zeshuetoral:

prideandpen:

theliberaltony:

2015 is the first year that the Millennial generation makes up more of the voting age population than any other generation.  

That is why the older generation is trying to suppress your vote. They know that you can change the world they destroyed.

The first step we should take is getting Bernie Sanders elected President of the United States. We should show the world that we refuse to stand aside while an older and smaller generation insists on the destruction of our Democracy.

This is just the beginning, This is the first year we have as the largest voting generation in US History.  

Let’s make the most of it.

Don’t forget to register as a democrat and vote in the primaries!

Please vote in the primaries, it’s arguably more important than the general election will be this time around!

Young people you are our nation’s hope, get out and vote in the primaries, electing Bernie Sanders would be your first step in undoing the damage that has been done to our nation.  This is your country, your world, take it back from those of my generation and the one before which have brought it to this horrific point.  You are the world’s hope, use your power, claim your place as leaders, visionaries, and reformers. You can save the world!

PSA: In some circumstances, you need to be registered /and/ affiliated with a party to be able to vote in the primaries. This isn’t the case in all primaries, but in some it can be.

In order to vote for Bernie Sanders in the Primaries different states will have different requirements.

You will not have to register for any party in order to vote for Bernie Sanders in the Primaries if you live in: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Georgia, Indiana, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, North Dakota, Ohio, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia and Wisconsin.

You will have to be either registered as a Democrat or be Unaffiliated In order to vote for Bernie Sanders in the Primaries if you live in: California, Idaho, Illinois, Massachusetts, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Rhode Island, Washington and West Virginia

You will have to be a registered Democrat in order to Vote for Bernie Sanders in the Primaries if you live in: Arizona, Colorado, Connecticut, DC, Delaware, Florida, Hawaii, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Nevada, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania and Wyoming

In many states you have to be registered as a member of that party for 30 days prior to the primaries in order to vote, although that isn’t always the case.

fucking FINALLY there’s a post that actually talks about the primaries, less than half of the people I see lobbying for Sanders even know to mention primaries because no millennials ever go vote in them. It’s time to change that. Primaries are usually clustered around march/april 2016 unless you’re in New Hampshire, Dunno when it is then.  But anyway, yeah, important

Here’s something I can’t seem to find an answer to – I go to school in a different place than my home state.Can I vote absentee in a primary?