Silver Tongue

cursedpossums:

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unrestrained summer fun

flareongirlfloof:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

houseofmcallister:

detectivehole:

hate can be romantic. if you don’t understand this you will never comprehend my warriors bond

This is how enemies to lovers works I think.

you misunderstand me. there is no reconciliation of enemies into lovers here. the states exist simultaneously. romantic hate. you do not understand my warriors bond

i understand i seem to have dug my own grave here.

dug with, perhaps

a spade?

despazito:

luxtempestas:

apollo justice looks like a rejected Robinson

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zekedms:
“Can’t believe you left this in the tags @thewitchywinnie
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zekedms:

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Can’t believe you left this in the tags @thewitchywinnie

friendly-peep:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

void-milf:

carfuckerlynch:

evalkyrie:

evalkyrie:

If a girl hits you with a beam you should always thank her no matter what kind of creature or critter it may turn you into

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I never said it couldn’t be

girl whose magic wand is a 2x4

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Please stop spreading dangerous misinformation. When using a beam attack remember to use at least paired 2x8s, 2x4s simply can’t handle most girls’ loads.

i can handle a girls load if that helps

girl beam banned by OSHA
wizard council shall deliberate

juney-blues:

probablyjustamagpie:

In a new moment of mother daughter bonding my mom and I just broke into the empty apartment next door. In our defense the door was unlocked and all the lights were on and we know for a fact they don’t live there anymore but. I picked the lock to the master bedroom and

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it’s. it’s certainly a location

[id: a photograph of a toilet that has been detached from the floor and is now sitting in the bathtub. The toilet tank cover has been taken off is laying sideways on top of the tank.]

@levymcgarden42 thanks for the description!

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memesnotwelcome:

peachdoxie:

worldheritagepostorginization:

allons-ynumberten:

eviesrealitychangesdaily:

andwhentheskywasopened:

continueplease:

louwhis:

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

the original post

i found it

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

World Heritage Post

Everyone here is dead.

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adurot:
“fluttershythekind:
“Isabowser and/or Bowserbelle ^^
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I can’t help but read Isabowser in the Mario voice.
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adurot:

fluttershythekind:

Isabowser and/or Bowserbelle ^^

I can’t help but read Isabowser in the Mario voice.