heyunbelievable:
boomsticks-and-firewater:
puellamagidolaon:
lovrdlogic:
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
what happened to a mutually beneficial relationship with your skeleton
That was before the skeleton war
Dear lady, if the hospital has you on a strict diet, don’t order a fucking sandwich and yell at me when the doctor scolds you and takes it.
So we were bored and I noticed a coworker with a box on his head. I ask to borrow it and put it on my head. I also put on my sunglasses. I turned to my other coworker who is a su fan and say “humans aren’t very good swimmers” and he starts cracking up.