heyunbelievable:

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

what happened to a mutually beneficial relationship with your skeleton

That was before the skeleton war

lizzymodblog:

that-damn-owl:

theangryviolinist:

friendlyneighborhoodhornplayer:

for the record: not all orchestral music is “classical" music. not every string instrument is a “violin". this has been a psa

are you positive about that

but…

those are all ukuleles???

???

what are you stupid?

this is a ukelele

That’s a guitar. this is a ukelele

gems-n-kyojin:

yunisverse:

all i want from a multiverse fusion is constant, wild oscillation between excitement and panic

OH MY GOSH :D

Dear lady, if the hospital has you on a strict diet, don’t order a fucking sandwich and yell at me when the doctor scolds you and takes it.

So we were bored and I noticed a coworker with a box on his head. I ask to borrow it and put it on my head. I also put on my sunglasses. I turned to my other coworker who is a su fan and say “humans aren’t very good swimmers” and he starts cracking up.

mistawolfie:

madamateur:

sassking-trevor:

Jasper’s gem placement is 100% a reference to Franky’s nose from One Piece and you can’t convince me otherwise.

ESPECIALLY since it’s a known fact Rebecca Sugar is a One Piece fan.

i absolutely need someone to draw Jasper with Franky’s clothes and hair-style

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Jassssssperrrrrrrrrrrr

presidentobarna:

jaeon009:

I tried

did you even READ the instructions

jankybones:

“But if I got rid of my muscles I’d look RIDICULOUS!”

revscarecrow:

beysocraycray:

Does this imply he was still relevant before the movie?