once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was obsessed with them but I didn’t really care for them so the next day I brought them to class and kids started offering to buy them so I sold them for $3 each and I made almost $500 and then I got sent to the principals office and was told I couldn’t sell them anymore like sorry that I was a natural born entrepreneur
When I was a freshman in High School our Junior/Senior classes were like 90% stoner kids. When you’re a junior/senior, you can leave the school for lunch if you want, so the majority of the kids would go hot box their cars in an abandoned parking lot a few blocks over during lunch hour.
However, since they needed time to air out, they always got back after the kitchen stopped selling lunch, and they, of course, had the mega munchies.
I started selling kids homemade baked goods at outrageous prices, but I’m a great baker so nobody complained. I was making 25 bucks for 4 muffins, and 8 dollars a brownie.
I made like 2 grand before the school made me stop selling food because it wasn’t a “school official bake sale.” but my regulars would slip me cash + orders in the hallways when we passed each other, and there was nothing in school policy about giving away food, so I would just bring them their snacks the next day. The school couldn’t touch me, I was rolling in dough, and rolling out dough, all freshman year.
Find your loopholes, kids.
Are you a perv? Or a epic dork. I can no longer tell.
“HELLO NEIGHBOR STEVE, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BARBEQUE ON THE EVE OF THE BLOOD MOON. I FEEL WE GOT OFF TO A BAD START.”
“NEIGHBOR STEVE, DO YOU NOT WISH TO PARTAKE OF THE UNCLEAN FLESH-MEATS OF PIGS AND THE POLLUTED ESSENCES OF TOMATO? PERHAPS YOU ARE A CAROLINA STYLE MAN, NEIGHBOR STEVE?”
“PUT THE GUN AWAY NEIGHBOR STEVE, YOU KNOW I SHALL ONLY RISE AGAIN WITH THE DAWNING OF THE MOON. WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS MANY TIMES.”
“LOOK AT THIS PICTURE MY SON DREW OF YOU AND CHILD TIMMY, YOUR SON. ARE THEY NOT THE PICTURE OF PACT-MATES? THIS COULD BE YOU AND ME, NEIGHBOR STEVE.”
“YOU MISSED THE UNHOLY NEXUS OF POWER THAT IS THE KEY TO MY CORPOREAL FORM, NEIGHBOR STEVE. YOU WILL NEED TO RELOAD NOW, SO I WILL GO INSIDE TO MY HELL-WIFE AND PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOLID ‘MAYBE’.“
Thanks to everyone who replied to the last one, but I feel I can’t predict what the most common response from this will be.
I’m curious, myself.
les go
I’m actually pretty curious because I don’t believe I have an art style to be noticed by but a few have mentioned it to me during streams
I don’t usually reblog these but I was talking to someone just recently about art styles, and would be really interested in hearing what you guys think of mine currently
그리고 영어가 불편하신분들을 위해서 간단하게 작성을 했습니다: “My art was uploaded without permission on Tumblr, and I would like the post removed. This is the original link to my art (소스링크) . This is the post I would like deleted (불펌링크) .”
YOU CAN ALSO SEARCH FOR THEIR URL IN THE SEARCH BOX, CLICK ON THE PERSON’S ICON ON THEIR URL BOX THINGY, AND GO TO “FLAG THIS BLOG.”
HERE’S A QUICK STEP-BY-STEP FOR YOU. YOU CAN ONLY DO THIS IF IT IS YOUR WORK!
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Not that anyone has stolen my work on here I don’t think?
Steven to confront the gems about some issues regarding their perception of him -He did not take Rose away from them -He is not Rose
Another episode that helps Pearl and Amethyst understand each other and deepens their relationship -Opal
To learn how Garnet met Rose and Pearl
Lapis
Steven to learn how to fuse with other gems
Steven to fuse with Lapis so she can know what it feels like to love herself -Connie and Lapis to become friends because they can understand each other’s loneliness and anxiety
A straight up Greg episode
i say the greg episode is greg and yellowtail being bros, maybe with the other dads of beach city. it literally just being a 15 minute episode of horrible dad jokes.
Can it be yellowtail and greg take steven and onion onto a fushing trip which is the daddest of activities? and in the background, vidalia and the gems are fighting off monsters or stuff?
Garnet have future vision, and the fact that Garnet dont about Lion make me suspect that something happend that story is not happend as spected
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Garnets future vision seems to be limited like a search engine judging by the fact that she couldn’t find peridot because peridot wasn’t there. She couldn’t see pearl fixing the communication tower because she wasn’t looking for pearl fixing the communication tower.
Unless she was explicitly searching for rose making gem clusters or rose making a weapon against the homeworld gems, she wouldn’t see it as such.
Just Bernie Sanders speaking the brutal truth about Sandra Bland. He seems to have captured the crux of what’s so troubling about Bland’s case. What would have happened if she was white? Sanders also released a powerful statement about the case explaining how Sandra Bland proves a much bigger problem.
he want the negro vote so bad…but he aint gettin it
??? He been about the same shit he been talking about since the 60s y'all just looking for any reason to put gifs on posts now smh
Prime example of the too woke syndrome that a lot of these tumblr folk have. So busy being defensive and combative that you can’t even see a person who genuinely wants to help. He wouldn’t do this for the “”“negro vote”“” and risk the white vote if he didn’t mean it.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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