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I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
I wish I had this kind of confidence
Bruhhhhhhhhh
Nah fuck that. Nigga you didn’t provide that service for free. You got paid in salary and benefits for that fucking service. How the fuck you gon stiff a server and simultaneously guilt them? Fuck ass nigga.
the level of arrogance here
I swear nothing infuriates me like people who go out to eat and don’t tip. It’s one of those microaggressions that is slowly turning into full-blown irritation.
I hope he enjoys the taste of saliva.
Okay look, not tipping? It’s a dick move, really. But I understand. I haven’t been able to tip due to financial issues or bad service. It’s whatever.
What I do mind is not only not tipping, but rubbing it in their face as well. “Oh I provide you a service by serving the country that’s my tip.” No. You got paid a salary. You made money. Don’t get my wrong I’m grateful for your service, but that’s not tipping. Or the people who are like “Here’s a book about Jesus it’s better than a tip.” And I’m like “Look I’m a Christian I understand but the Lord gave me the ability to work so I can make money so I kinda need you to not.”
Tip your servers. Or if you don’t, don’t be a fucking dick about it.
Remember those shitty fake $10 bills with some crappy bible passage that says greed is a sin?
Is me or Jasper once hold someting that looke like an musical instrument??
AnonymousIts probably you. her gem weapon is a helmet and her physical weapon is a gem destabilizer.
I was thinking about the Grim Reaper recently. They’re not tied to any particular religion, they just personify death and collect the soul and take them…where? What if they’re like afterlife HR?
“So hey! You’re right on time! Okay, your chart says ‘Hellenic.’ Got your coin for the ferryman? No?! Alright, here’s the deal: sign here, River Styx is down the next hall on the left, but you can’t cross for another hundred years. Hey, I don’t make the rules! What do you think a last will and testament’s for, Felix?!”
“Gina! Almost had you there in ‘93 with that heart attack, eh? Eh? Anyway, Catholic, right? Hang a left, St. Peter’s waiting behind the gates, he’ll give you your assignment.”
“Hey boss, this one didn’t believe in afterlife or having a soul– I’m headed to my next appointment.”
“Sanjay! Nice long life you had there, buddy. So you remember where the Great Revolving Door of Reincarnation is– oh wait! You qualify for nirvana! Look at you!”
“So Sam, you’re…agnostic. Come to my office, we’ll discuss your options.”
verati404, this one!
I really love this take on the Grim Reaper, actually. It takes everybody into account. Kinda reminds me of the afterlife several mediums have described.
Mediums would be the call center
Mojo jojo?
